Chapter One - Alice is bored
A/N Just a warning, there are currently two chapters to this. While I do intend to write more, I have no intention of making it a priority, so updates may be few and far between.
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APOV
Sometimes it is very boring to be a Vampire.
I had been waiting weeks to talk to Bella. Even now, when we had finally been introduced, I'd hardly been able to say two sentences to her. It was infuriating! I missed my best friend and youngest sister - and I'd hardly even met her yet!
Fortunately, that was all about to change. In just a few short hours Edward would bring Bella here to meet the family and all would be right in the world.
Still. Those few short hours were beginning to seem excruciatingly long. I cast about desperately, trying to find something to occupy my mind – preferably something which would annoy Edward, exacting revenge for the past few weeks of torture.
Finally I happened upon an idea. A perfect idea.
Jasper and Emmet had given Edward hell over his blossoming relationship, so I could only wonder at the teasing a certain few others would give...
Eleazar POV
The phone rang and I picked it up hurriedly, confused by the caller ID 'Hello Alice. What can I do for you?'
'Hey Eleazar! I'm sorry to be rude, but could you please hunt up your wife and sisters? I really need to speak to them. Its Urgent'