Disclaimer: I do not own Keroro Gunso

Why do you leave me for her?

Why do care about her more than me?

I'm your subordinate,

Not her.

I shower you with gifts,

Does she? No.

I'm always there to be by your side when you need me the most,

Is she there? No.

She doesn't remember any of your plans,

I do.

She'd destroy you,

I won't.

Don't you see?

She's the villain,

I'm the hero,

But still,

Why do you choose her over me?