The Ultimate CROSSOVER BWAHAHAHAHAHA:

Chapter 1 Where they were and HOLY SHT !

Disclaimer: I do not own xmen, the fantastic 4, LOTR, POTC, or Supernatural. HOWEVER, I do own Fang (not my name idea by the way), Paige (my idea), and Sam(antha or Sammy) (also my idea).

Start:

LOTR universe

3rd person:

In the land of middle earth, in the elven-city of Rivendell (sp?) the land was at peace for the two men sitting on what appeared to be an extravagant balcony. Both men appeared very different. One appeared to be an old man draped in grey, with a large grey hat perched at his feet. His face had a long white bear and once twinkling blue eyes that were now clouded over in worry for his home. The other appeared to be in his 40s with long dark brown hair and fair skin with extra creepy eyebrow that looked like caterpillars were crawling on his face. He also shared the same worry as the other man. Suddenly the grey man ( Gandalf the grey you tards) turned to the other man with the twinkle back in his eyes. "My lord Elrond I do believe I have the answer to our problems" he said mysteriously, causing the other man to turn and look at him questioningly (sp?).

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The F4 universe

Johnny storm's POV:

Today was boring. There was no other way to describe it. Ever since Dr.Doom's myserious disappearance crime had been slow, and ever since Sue and Reed had escaped to their honeymoon...well lets just say I haven't heard from em'. I would have annoyed Ben but him and Alicia had gine out to do what ever it is a 1 ton guy made of rock does. So I had resorted to doing the one thing I said I would never do again...I watched Opera ( me: I don't own opera). Currently Opera was giving a family a new home. "Dude, who the hell just randomly gives away houses.." I mumbled.All of the sudden I started to feel funky, like tingly and stuff. "Dude what the fuck", I gasped to myself as the tingling quickly turned into an intense pain and I fell off the couch in agony and began to writhe on the floor. Looking at my self I noticed that my body was glowing a pale white and seemed to be dissappearing. That was the last thing I saw before I passed out.

3rd:

Little did he know that 3 other people in his world had experienced the exact same thing.

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XMen Universe

3rd person:

At the Xavier School for Gifted youngsters, everything was quiet...well as quiet as a house of teenage mutants could be. The teachers were not busy teaching because it was the summer and most of the students had gone home, leaving only Rogue and Jubilee. Said students were watching Jerry Springer (Me: I don't own said retarded show), becuase there was nothing else on. Down the hall in the kitchen, Ororo Munroe or Storm, was sitting on a countertop sipping a can of soda and talking to her best freind, a read headed telepathic/telekinetic by the name of Jean Gray (Me: to who ever reads this is it Gray or Grey? tell me and I'll give you a scene in the story and a cyber hug from hottie of your choice). Further across the house a scott-cyclops summers was working on one of his many cars with logan-wolverine. All of which was being watched over by the gaurdian of the school,Charles Xavier, from within his grand wooden office. For awhile it was very peacful, and charles was able to relax, that was until he started to feel strange. He almost felt numb, that was until the numb feeling quickly turned painful, and when he called out with his mind to ANYONE he received an answer that said they were in the same situation he was. Than all became dark.

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POTC universe

3rd person:

The carribean is a beautiful place, full of life and freedom. Or at least it had always been that way for CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. However, now he and William (will) Turner jr. were on a quest to save will's infatuation (me: I refuse to say love because he doesn't KNOW anything about her, only that shes pretty), Elizabeth Swann. Currently, the pirate and the blacksmith were on their merry way to the lawlessely cool island of Tortuga, but were know in the middle of the ocean. And bored. You would think they would be running around deck and hoisting the saila err whatever you do on a ship, but today there was no wind. So both were stuck on the boat with nothing to do...except talk to each other but that was soooo not gonna happen. So both men were just standing around, when suddenly Will dropped to the floor in pain, soon followed by Jack. Than both disapeared in a flash of light.

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Supernatural Universe (MWAHAHAHAHA)

Sam's POV:

'I'm insane. Or at least I'm going insane. I have been trapped in Dean's car for 8 HOURS, and I can't sleep because DEAN has his freaking Metallica at full blast. I sware I'll kill him one day. Whats worse is my freaking laptop was in the trunk so I couldn't even look up information on our next gig' I thought to myself. Glaring over to my brother , who just smirked at me, I bagn to bang my head on the window. "Dude! Stop banging your fat head on my baby's window!" Dean all but barked at me. I just glared at him. "Man! Could you turn the fucking music DOWN! I'm getting a freaking migrain!" I growled out to him. "Okay okay, no need to get your thong in a twist" dean mumbled while reaching out to lower the volume. Suddenly, Deans hands dropped causing the car to swerve than stop as his entire body fell limp. "De-!" my scream was cut off as I felt a momment of intense pain, than blacked out.

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OUR universe

3rd person:

Life was average. Well as average as it could be for Fang, Paige, and Samantha. All three girls were doing their daily routine; Fang- workout, Paige- practice guitar, and Sam-obsessive cleaning. Indeed, the insanity was at its lowest point at that moment. But the calm would only last so long. "LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE" came the sudden cry from Paige. Fang who was in the middle of doing a jump kick, faltered in the air because her shock and fell face first onto the floor with an audible 'THWACK', and with a mubled curse which suspiciously sounded like 'fucking weasels' she sat up onto her knees."I hate you ALL!" Fang exclaimed annoyed, while standing up to glare at Paige . Sam, who had been startled by the sudden outburst dropped the plate she was scrubbing , to grab her heart which had tried to jump from its home. "Damn it!" Sam cried out. "Paige you made me drop the plate!" she moaned out pitifully." Who CARES!" Paige said glumily before brightening and exclaiming "COME ON!". "Paige we did the chicken dance all this week! Can't we do something ELSE!" Samantha said tiredly. "Uhm...NO! The chicken Dance kicks ASS monkeys!" Paige said rather loudly. Sighing, Sam thought to herself 'What the hell, I have no work today and nothing else to do but clean. Might as well entertain myself' before turning to face Paige and smiling. "Fuck it, I got nothing else better to do", she grumbled causing a pouting Paige to turn her eyes of perpetual guilt to fang, who grumbled 'fuck it' before standing, to the squees of a giddy Paige. As the other women stood in the middle of the room, while Paige went over to the cd player in the corner of the room and put in a plain cd titled "The tard song", before walking over to stand in between the two women she clicked play than rushed over. Slowly, the dumb song began to ring through the room as the girls danced around, laughing their asses off at the stupidity. But something started to go wrong. Fang, was the first to fall to the ground closley followed by Paige and Sammy. Soon all of them dissappeared in a familiar flash of light.

Meanwhile...

LOTR universe

3rd POV:

After Gandalf had summoned the heros and their weapons, each had been placed in a room, until they could awaken. Thinking that the spell was over Gandalf began to turn to leave the feild he was on when another flash of light appeared. Whipping around Gandalf saw three female forms drop to the floor in a heap . Sighing to himsel, he turned to a couple of elves behind him, and gestured for them to bring each to a room.

MY POV:

Okay people, this is very important. I need you to message me and tell me from who's POV the rest of the series should be in

Sam- Spazzy but very strong with a kickass gift, and will have lots of light moments and fluff/smexiness

Fang- Emo, very insane, obsessed with bananas and rum , abd has awesome fighting skills.

Paige- Musical, with a taste for classic and metal rock, a total kickass bitch

SOOO just review and tell me!