AN/ lol
SOOOOO
I decided to write a fanfic of my favorite OTP. The pov's are Eridan, Sollux, and Karkat. And maybe more.
Imma shut up now and let you read the story.
-caligulasAquarium[CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist[CG] at 2132-
CA: kar
CA: I need some advvice
CG: WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK DO YOU WANT
CG: IF YOU ARE HEAR TO FLIRT WITH ME, THEN GO THE FUCK AWAY NOOKSTAIN
CA: kar this is a serious problem
CA: its about sol
CG: OH GOG HE DOES NOT FEEL RED OR BLACK FOR YOU
CG: ARE YOU EVEN MORE OF A FUCKASSED-NOOKSNIFFING DUMBFUCK THAN LAST TIME I CHECKED?
CA: fine ill just go then
CG: FINALLY YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING METAPHORICAL LIGHT
-caligulasAquarium[CA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist[CG] at 2137-
Karkat leaned back in his chair and huffed at the screen. Out of all the fuckass wrigglers he's ever met...
-twinArmageddons[TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist[CG] at 2138-
TA: kk help me
TA: ii thiink ii miight have kiilled my brain
CG: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
CG: DID YOU EAT THE MIND HONEY
TA: no
TA: ii am not that much of a retarded a22 wriggler
CG: THEN WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU WANT
CG: YOU ARE WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME.
TA: to talk to john
TA: thii2 iis fuckiing 2eriiou2
CG: THIS SEEMS LIKE A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH ERIDAN FUCKING AMOPRA EARLIER.
TA: 2hiit
TA: uh
TA: well then
TA: thii2 ii2 awkward
CG: WHAT
CG: WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT FUCKASS
TA: kiind of
TA: 2hiit
TA: never miind
CG: WHAT? SOLLUX YOU WILL TELL ME WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WERE GOING TO
TA: fiine
TA: ii thiink
TA: iim maybe
TA: flu2hed for the fii2hy jacka22
-twinArmageddons[TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist[CG] at 2154-
Well shit. Karkat stared at the screen for a few seconds, before shouting a few profanities. The lab, except for Sollux and Terezi turned to look at him in their chairs. Sollux was too busy smashing his head against his keyboard, and Terezi was busy trolling Dave Human. Karkat shouted a few more curses before stomping over to Sollux. The entire lab except for the two mentioned idiots proceeded with their previous activities. Sollux jumped in his chair when Karkat kicked him from behind.
"Thit, KK!"he screeched. Karkat grimaced and dragged Sollux to a transporterializer, but not before roaring, "WHAT THE EVERLIVING MOTHERFUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SHITSTAINED THINKPAN-". That turned a few heads.
== Be the Sollux.
Sollux was trying not to scream, laugh hysterically, or cry all at the same time as Karkat stormed down the gray hallway. So he settled on squawking like a featherbeast every once in a while. After what seemed like sweeps, Karkat finally stopped.
"What. The. Fuck. Sollux."he growled. Sollux frowned.
"KK, jutht, don't tell him. Let me. Pleathe?"Sollux pleaded. Karkat pinched the bridge of his nose, and exhaled angrily.
"Fucking fine with me. Wasn't gonna anyway. One sec,"Karkat pulled his cell out of his pocket. He clicked away on it, typing a message. He sent it, and shoved the device back to where it belonged. Sollux glanced at Karkat nervously.
"What wath that?"he asked quietly. Karkat grimaced.
"Me texting your annoying ass morail to get the fuck down here."
"Fuck. Thit. Fuck. Thit. Fuck."Sollux cursed. A static sound rebounded off the walls.
"KK, wath that nethethary?"Sollux asked, growing paniced. Karkat shooshpapped him for a few seconds.
"That did thit K-"
"Shoosh. Shut the fuck up."Karkat growled. Feferi could be heard now, humming her way over to the two fuckasses. Karkat almost smirked.
"Ye-s?"Feferi sang. Karkat flipped the two off, and scuttled back over to the transporterializer.
"FF? If I am about to tell you thomething thtupid and idiotic, will you thtill be my morail?"Sollux asked, scratching the back of his head. Feferi nodded enthusiastically, so he continued.
"I think...I may be fluthed for EN..."
"Gl-ub! Are you sure?"Feferi asked, a look of contempt spreading across her slate face. Sollux blushed mustard, and nodded. Shit. Fuck. Damn.
"W-hale...I def-inately don't approve of your choice...But I won't end a moriallegiance over something like tha-t..."Feferi replied. Sollux sighed happily, and hugged his morail. It was good to be understood and accepted by someone you could always trust.
Feferi returned the hug, and whispered somthing in Sollux's ear that made him grin.
"S-o, when are you gonna let the fishbrains know?"
"Thooner of later, I gueth. But not now. Fuck to the no."Sollux said, grimacing. Feferi laughed, and Sollux allowed a smile onto his face. A clacking of feet on the tile floor quieted the two, as a tall troll strode around the corner.
Crap.