Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis does not belong to me, either does the characters. However, this story or drabble or whatever you call it does belong to me. So please don't flame me for my insanity due to my flock of muses. That just won't leave me ALONE! Okay I am done please enjoy.

Thank You: I would like to thank Reitsu for her help in killing my writers block. And making sure at least the characters are somewhat in character.

¤ Tezuka's Clock Alarm messages
by Fuji S. Yuki

I. Oishi

Oishi: Good morning! It's morning already. Please wake up Tezuka, if you don't wake up quickly, you'll miss the bus in the morning. So wake up, or this machine would send a notice to my cell phone that I need to call you awake.

I. Oishi Response: Tezuka

Oishi [alarm message]: Good morning! It's morning already. Please wake up Tezuka, if you don't wake up quickly, you'll miss the bus in the morning. So wake up, or this machine would send a notice to my cell phone that I need to call you awake. [alarm message continues in the background]
Tezuka-mama: Oh, my, Kunimitsu. Why don't you turn off your alarm if you're already awake?
Oishi: I was about too. [Inner Thoughts: Though Oishi sure is fussy like a mother in real life did he really have to make the Alarm Clock message the same way?]

II. Inui

Inui: fufufu.... It's morning, Tezuka. If you don't wake up early, you will receive my Inui Special Golden Remix Juice. Or should I place you in my hot embrace? But even if you don't wake up, you'll still be my summer guy.

II. InuiResponse: Tezuka

Inui [alarm message]: fufufu.... It's morning, Tezuka. If you don't wake up early, you will receive my Inui Special Golden Remix Juice. Or should I place you in my hot embrace? But even if you don't wake up, you'll still be my summer guy.
[alarm message repeats, but only gets halfway through the first sentence]
Tezuka: Aa.... Seems like this is going to be one of those bad days.

III. Taka. Momo. Eiji

Taka: Morning. Morning. Morning.
Momo: Not like that, Taka-san. It has to be a message that he'll definitely wake up to.
Eiji : Wake up. It's morning NYAH!
Momo: Not like that, either, Eiji-sempai. It has to be a message that the person who's listening will definitely wake up to.
Taka: But simple should be enough.
Eiji: Ne---h, I got it. How about you do it, Momo?
Momo: Ok. I know. clears throat It's morning. If you don't wake up, you're going to be late. I know you're sleepy, but today...
Eiji: No, no. If he has to wake up, then he won't wake up unless it sounds louder. Here Taka-san your racket.
Taka: Aa arigato Eiji. BURNING!!!!!!! WAKE UP YOU!!!
Momo: W... wait...that is too loud! Hey watch where your swinging that racket.
Eiji: He won't wake up unless we make Taka-san scream.
Momo: S.. stop that.
crash
Taka: Eh what happen?
Eiji: Th... that's recording equipment. Taka-san mou!
crash
zip

III. Taka. Momo. Eiji Response: Tezuka

Taka [alarm message]: Morning. Morning. Morning.
Momo [alarm message]: Not like that, Taka-san. It has to be a message that he'll definitely wake up to.
Eiji [alarm message]: Wake up. It's morning NYAH!
Tezuka: I'm awake.
Momo [alarm message]: Not like that, either, Eiji-sempai. It has to be a message that the person who's listening will definitely wake up to.
Taka [alarm message]: But simple should be enough.
Eiji [alarm message]: Ne---h, I got it. How about you do it, Momo?
Momo [alarm message]: Ok. I know. clears throat It's morning. If you don't wake up, you're going to be late. I know you're sleepy, but today...
Tezuka: I'm awake already.
Eiji [alarm message]: No, no. If he has to wake up, then he won't wake up unless it sounds louder. Here Taka-san your racket.
Taka [alarm message]: Aa arigato Eiji. BURNING!!!!!!! WAKE UP YOU!!!
Tezuka: That's why I said I'm awake.
Momo [alarm message]: W... wait...that is too loud! Hey watch where your swinging that racket.
Eiji [alarm message]: He won't wake up unless we make Taka-san scream.
Momo [alarm message]: S.. stop that.
crash
Taka [alarm message]: Eh what happen?
Eiji [alarm message]: Th... that's recording equipment. Taka-san mou!
crash
zip
Tezuka: I said it already! heaving No matter how many times you press the stop button on this alarm, it doesn't stop until the very end. I'm getting harassed by a birthday present...I'll make them run laps for this!!

IV. Fuji

Fuji: Good morning Tezuka...Fufufufu this is your wife waking you up. You should give me a kiss when you see me Tezuka. After all I think I deserve it after serving you so much these past few years. Besides we can always have a rematch behind the court sheds. See ya later lover...*purrs*

IV. Fuji Response: Tezuka

Fuji [alarm message]: Good morning Tezuka...Fufufufu this is your wife waking you up.
Tezuka: …wife?
Fuji [alarm message]: You should give me a kiss when you see me Tezuka.
Tezuka: …kiss Ears turning red
Fuji [alarm message]: After all I think I deserve it after serving you so much these past few years.
Tezuka: Serving? Cheeks acquiring a reddish tinge
Fuji [alarm message]: Besides we can always have a rematch behind the court sheds. See ya later lover...*purrs*
Tezuka: . . . Gets up and runs to the shower

V. Ryoma.Horio.Sakuno.Tomoka.Karupin

Horio: Echizen say something to wake up Buchou
Ryoma: Nande?
Tomoka: Ryoma-sama! Gabanatta you can wake up Tezuka Buchou.
Ryoma: Iyada…
Horio: Sighs Echizen your impossible…
Sakuno: Ryoma-kun…
Karupin: MEOW!!!
Ryoma: Eh! Karupin!
Crashs
Tomoka: Ahhh! Kawaii!!!
Ryoma: Iie don't pull on Karupin's tail!
Karupin: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW! hissing sound came over the line
Sakuno: Tomo-chan!
Horio: WAH! That Raccoon is eating the cords!
Ryoma: Karupin come back!
More Crashes
Zip

V. Ryoma.Horio.Sakuno.Tomoka.Karupin Response: Tezuka

Horio [alarm message]: Echizen say something to wake up Buchou
Ryoma [alarm message]: Nande?
Tomoka [alarm message]: Ryoma-sama! Gabanatta you can wake up Tezuka Buchou.
Tezuka: I am awake.
Ryoma [alarm message]: Iyada…
Horio [alarm message]: Sighs Echizen your impossible…
Sakuno [alarm message]: Ryoma-kun…
Karupin [alarm message]: MEOW!!!
Ryoma [alarm message]: Eh! Karupin!
Crashs
Tezuka: . . . Flinches
Tomoka [alarm message]: Ahhh! Kawaii!!!
Ryoma [alarm message]: Iie don't pull on Karupin's tail!
Karupin [alarm message]: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW! hissing sound came over the line
Tezuka: I am going to kill them. Cringes
Sakuno [alarm message]: Tomo-chan!
Horio [alarm message]: WAH! That Raccoon is eating the cords!
Ryoma [alarm message]: Karupin come back!
More Crashes
Zip
Tezuka-mama: Kunimitsu your friends are so thoughtful.
Tezuka: . . .
Tezuka-mama: Ever since they gave you this alarm you always wake up early. And they also have so many varieties that your never bored when you wake up. Door Closes
Tezuka: … I'll make the freshman run til they bleed.

VI. Kaidoh

Kaidoh: Fushuuuu....*Snores* Fushuuuu *snores* Crash URASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Snores* Fushuuuuu....

VI. Kaidoh Response: Tezuka

Kaidoh [Alarm Message]: Fushuuuu....*Snores* Fushuuuu *snores* Crash URASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Snores* Fushuuuuu....

Tezuka: Again why did I accept this present?