Hi everyone! This is Gilly and Iele. Here's the story…we are working on the
disclaimer as we go so it will be up with the last chapter. We hope you
enjoy the crazy randomness of this story (yes it actually has a plot too!
*gasp*) We're having fun writing it and Martina and KC are having fun
reading it…hopefully ^^. Read and Review please!
~Middle of NoWhere, Elkcreek Kentucky, KC's house~
It was a rather boring day…Jessica, Martina, KC, and Iele had made all of their prank calls to everyone in the phonebook the night before, screaming 'Theta and Marie's, You kill it, We grill it.'
KC was sprawled out on her bed staring up at the ceiling saying 'I'm bored…I'm bored…'over and over again. Martina was sitting on the floor next to Jessica, periodically hugging her saying 'I love you Jessica, and I like buttered toast.' Every time she mentioned 'toast', Jessica would jump up and sing the "Toast Song" by Heywood Banks. Iele, on the other hand, was sitting in the corner; rocking back and forth humming "Yellow Submarine"…she was going mad with boredom.
~About an hour later~
Walking back into the room after playing "Chase- and-Pet the Kitties", Iele plopped down onto the bed and KC. 'It's kinda boring, n'est pas?'
KC whapped her upside the head, 'No shit…'
Martina had just hugged Jessica for the 5 thousandth time, and she was dancing around. Iele rubbed her head, 'I wish something would happen.'
'You could jump out my window.' KC beamed at her, 'I'd like to see that.'
'Sure…' Iele replied while rolling her eyes.
The girls decided to go see if they could get lost in KC's backyard…which happened to be a forest. As they were walking through the woods, a bright light filled their vision, blinding them. When it subsided they saw a huge portal in front of them.
'…The hell?' Jessica started when an Eskimo stepped through and stuck a sign in the ground.
'Uhhh…KC…what's your dad doing?' Martina raised an eyebrow.
KC shrugged. They stepped forward and KC read the sign, 'Cheeseburgers Paradise?'
'Food? Sounds good to me!' Iele pushed her way past her friend and into the portal.
Inside was a fifties looking diner, 'I feel like I've been warped into a Britney Spears Coke commercial…' Iele looked around.
'It's Pepsi! Coke wouldn't be that stupid.' KC corrected.
Jessica snickered and stepped up to the counter. 'Everybody hungry?' They all nodded and waited for Jessica to get them their cheeseburgers, the song "Cheeseburgers in Paradise" playing in the background.
Eskimo McGinley was behind the counter getting the cheeseburgers ready. After eating, talking with KC's dad, and having Britney Spears appear out of nowhere with her pet, flying monkey named Cuddles…luckily Martina took a salmon and beat her (and the monkey) unconscious enabling them all to escape unharmed.
Once the girls had gotten out of the cheeseburger portal and run a good while they stopped for a breather.
'Good use of Monty Python knowledge, Martina!' Jessica laughed.
'Huh?' KC asked. Iele giggles and Martina bowed.
'The Fish Slapping Dance KC, the Fish Slapping Dance!' Jessica informed. She demonstrated with Martina hopping back and forth, slapping Martine with an invisible fish. Iele and KC started to laugh as Martina did the final maneuver and took a large fish and hit Jess upside the head and knocking her over onto the leaf-covered ground.
As Jessica got up and Iele was helping her brush the dirt and leaves off, Martina squealed and KC said 'What the hell? Not again dad!'
Eskimo McGinley had come back and opened yet another portal. The road sign, this time, had many places on it, many strange places.
'Stop following me, damn it!' he yelled at them, and ran away quickly thru the trees.
KC smirked 'Oooookay…now that we have established that my family is very strange and I have this huge portal to a different plain of existence, that is distorting the time and space continuum, in my backyard…shall we explore it?'
Martina jumped up next to her, 'We shall!' Jessica giggled and walked over with Iele following close behind.
'Where's it lead?'
Iele shrugged and stepped through the portal pulling Jessica with her 'Who cares where it leads, as long as it's more interesting than here.'
The four girls stepped out of the portal and onto a platform with a lamppost, KC exclaimed in recognition, 'Hey! It's the End of Time!'
Iele nodded happily, 'Yea! Like in Crono Trigger!'
'So I wonder where we can go.'
'Last star on the right and straight on til morning…' Jess spoke as Iele giggled at her.
Martina had found the road sign, which had mysteriously followed them into the portal and closed it. 'Hey guys! We have several choices according to this sign…'
KC walked up behind her and examined the sign 'Never Neverland…straight ahead…Munchkinland…right…Pepperland…left…Middle- Earth…left and then take a right before reaching Pepperland…Everworld…right and then take a left…and the last one-'
'KC's house!' Iele interjected and jumped on KC's back.
'Get off of me dammit!' KC swung the redhead over her head and onto the floor in front of her. 'No touchie, KC!'
Iele smirked and stuck her tongue out.
'Lets go to Middle-Earth' Jessica said.
So…after a few minutes of pointless arguing, they all agreed on going to Middle-Earth.
~Middle of NoWhere, Elkcreek Kentucky, KC's house~
It was a rather boring day…Jessica, Martina, KC, and Iele had made all of their prank calls to everyone in the phonebook the night before, screaming 'Theta and Marie's, You kill it, We grill it.'
KC was sprawled out on her bed staring up at the ceiling saying 'I'm bored…I'm bored…'over and over again. Martina was sitting on the floor next to Jessica, periodically hugging her saying 'I love you Jessica, and I like buttered toast.' Every time she mentioned 'toast', Jessica would jump up and sing the "Toast Song" by Heywood Banks. Iele, on the other hand, was sitting in the corner; rocking back and forth humming "Yellow Submarine"…she was going mad with boredom.
~About an hour later~
Walking back into the room after playing "Chase- and-Pet the Kitties", Iele plopped down onto the bed and KC. 'It's kinda boring, n'est pas?'
KC whapped her upside the head, 'No shit…'
Martina had just hugged Jessica for the 5 thousandth time, and she was dancing around. Iele rubbed her head, 'I wish something would happen.'
'You could jump out my window.' KC beamed at her, 'I'd like to see that.'
'Sure…' Iele replied while rolling her eyes.
The girls decided to go see if they could get lost in KC's backyard…which happened to be a forest. As they were walking through the woods, a bright light filled their vision, blinding them. When it subsided they saw a huge portal in front of them.
'…The hell?' Jessica started when an Eskimo stepped through and stuck a sign in the ground.
'Uhhh…KC…what's your dad doing?' Martina raised an eyebrow.
KC shrugged. They stepped forward and KC read the sign, 'Cheeseburgers Paradise?'
'Food? Sounds good to me!' Iele pushed her way past her friend and into the portal.
Inside was a fifties looking diner, 'I feel like I've been warped into a Britney Spears Coke commercial…' Iele looked around.
'It's Pepsi! Coke wouldn't be that stupid.' KC corrected.
Jessica snickered and stepped up to the counter. 'Everybody hungry?' They all nodded and waited for Jessica to get them their cheeseburgers, the song "Cheeseburgers in Paradise" playing in the background.
Eskimo McGinley was behind the counter getting the cheeseburgers ready. After eating, talking with KC's dad, and having Britney Spears appear out of nowhere with her pet, flying monkey named Cuddles…luckily Martina took a salmon and beat her (and the monkey) unconscious enabling them all to escape unharmed.
Once the girls had gotten out of the cheeseburger portal and run a good while they stopped for a breather.
'Good use of Monty Python knowledge, Martina!' Jessica laughed.
'Huh?' KC asked. Iele giggles and Martina bowed.
'The Fish Slapping Dance KC, the Fish Slapping Dance!' Jessica informed. She demonstrated with Martina hopping back and forth, slapping Martine with an invisible fish. Iele and KC started to laugh as Martina did the final maneuver and took a large fish and hit Jess upside the head and knocking her over onto the leaf-covered ground.
As Jessica got up and Iele was helping her brush the dirt and leaves off, Martina squealed and KC said 'What the hell? Not again dad!'
Eskimo McGinley had come back and opened yet another portal. The road sign, this time, had many places on it, many strange places.
'Stop following me, damn it!' he yelled at them, and ran away quickly thru the trees.
KC smirked 'Oooookay…now that we have established that my family is very strange and I have this huge portal to a different plain of existence, that is distorting the time and space continuum, in my backyard…shall we explore it?'
Martina jumped up next to her, 'We shall!' Jessica giggled and walked over with Iele following close behind.
'Where's it lead?'
Iele shrugged and stepped through the portal pulling Jessica with her 'Who cares where it leads, as long as it's more interesting than here.'
The four girls stepped out of the portal and onto a platform with a lamppost, KC exclaimed in recognition, 'Hey! It's the End of Time!'
Iele nodded happily, 'Yea! Like in Crono Trigger!'
'So I wonder where we can go.'
'Last star on the right and straight on til morning…' Jess spoke as Iele giggled at her.
Martina had found the road sign, which had mysteriously followed them into the portal and closed it. 'Hey guys! We have several choices according to this sign…'
KC walked up behind her and examined the sign 'Never Neverland…straight ahead…Munchkinland…right…Pepperland…left…Middle- Earth…left and then take a right before reaching Pepperland…Everworld…right and then take a left…and the last one-'
'KC's house!' Iele interjected and jumped on KC's back.
'Get off of me dammit!' KC swung the redhead over her head and onto the floor in front of her. 'No touchie, KC!'
Iele smirked and stuck her tongue out.
'Lets go to Middle-Earth' Jessica said.
So…after a few minutes of pointless arguing, they all agreed on going to Middle-Earth.