Things Luke Skywalker would never say



Hi Leia, meet my girlfriend. She's an Ewok!

Okay Liea, I've got it, you marry Han and I'll get Chewie or C3P0.

I think I'll fly a TIE. They're much safer!

Darth Vader is my father? I guess that explains the holograms of my mom choking all the time.

Leia, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Cuz I'm thinking that I'm much prettier than Han.

Where are we going to find a hammock?

Wedge, cover me, I'm going home for dinner.

Wedge, you go around. Hobbie, you go east. I'm going to fly in circles here. Weee! Weee! Weee!

I can fly, I can fly. BAMMMMM!! Wall, I'm okay.

I can't shoot, I'm scared.

That Death Star was nice. I think I'll make another. Maybe wipe out Courascant.

Hey Corran, you can command. I'm going to leave. Don't forget to die. I mean write.

(on stereo) Ain't no lie, BYE BYE BYE. Hey, this music rocks!!

Hey Obi-Wan, where'd you go?

Stop jamming transmissions. I need to talk to my girlfriend.