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Brainy was up to something, he always up to something these days. He wanted to accomplish something famous, well he only saved the day once. Animals do not count. Being the least favorite smurf in the village next to a few others didn't mind him, no one have to love him or hate him. The only smurfs who managed to put up with him is Clumsy and Papa Smurf, however there are others not very noticed about.
First there was Chernov, a slightly taller green smurf who wears a military uniform with nothing on it. Just plain old camouflaged jacket, pants, shoes, and a hat. Unlike the other smurfs, his legs were straight which means his mobility it limited when guiding terrain but he has a jet pack which takes him to the skies in much of Aviator Smurf's dismay. Chernov likes Brainy as a Best Friend, even though he called him "Smart Ass."
Then there were three smurfs who don't have much brains, Jack, Don, and Sarah. Jack wears a white t-shirt, blue pants, and black shoes as Don wears a yellow t-shirt, green pants, and brown shoes, as Sarah simply wears white overalls and is barefoot. The three were siblings who were once human but got turned into smurfs by an unfortunate accident and is now stuck in the Smurf Village, the three happened to impersonate the Three Stooges in every way.
So far these foreign smurfs are the only smurfs who listens to every detail, sometimes Chernov who was smarter than Brainy sometimes gives him a tutoring lesson on whatever. The Three Smurfs simply listen to him blabber, it's a wonder they put up with him. Some occasions, Chernov came to the rescue to prevent Brainy get kicked out of the village literally. With a shotgun, his usual line "Keep that foot away from his rear or I'll take it off.".
He even fired a warning shot too close to comfort, Brainy now relies on him when he blabbers. It is an opportunity to see Chernov smile as he's a neutral smurf, he's a Double Agent to Good and Evil. Being a Genetically Engineered Smurf with Human and Smurf DNA, it gave him an advantage that not even he could understand.
So that begs the question on what's Brainy up to, what is he up to? He's looking for trouble, he doesn't know it yet as he stumbles into it. He saw two smurfs fighting over Smurfette, Hefty and Tuffy Smurfs believed Smurfette agreed to marry one of them or who got there first. It's hard to say for sure, but they began a fist fight which caused Smurfette to lock her door and watch the scene unfold through a window.
Smurfs began to gather around as the fight wages on, Brainy just stood there trying to get them to stop by using words. Not much luck, they just keep fighting. Jack, Don, and Sarah came by and urged them on, they even took bets on who would win.
"A pound of smurfberries if Hefty wins," said Don.
"Same reward for Tuffy," said Sarah.
Jack smacks their skulls together, "We'll all bet on Hefty, enough said." he says.
By now, almost the entire town is present. Papa Smurf tried to intervene but Hefty's show came flying off of his shoe and hits him in the face, knocking him to the ground unconscious. With blood flying everywhere and bruises and black eyes began to appear, Chernov finally came by with a Semi Automatic Shotgun. He steps into the clearing through a large group of smurfs where all of this is taking place and fires a round in the air, killing a bird in the process as it falls to the ground nearby.
The smurfs stopped fighting, then Brainy takes over.
"Everytime someone fights, he has to come by and break it up." says Brainy, "Look, Papa Smurf is knocked unconscious and everybody is ignoring him and they're only watching the fight."
"Brainy?" Chernov tries to interrupt.
"In fact, this is uncivil why not try to ask Smurfette who is going to marry who?" advised Brainy, "Or why not try to do Rock, Paper, Scissors as that always work."
"Brainy?" Chernov tries to interrupt him again.
"Or why not try dating Sarah, she's available." said Brainy.
"Always available," added Sarah, "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."
Jack hits her on the head, "Shut up!" he ordered.
Simply to put, why not - "
"BRAINY!" screamed Chernov.
"What?"
"LOOK OUT!"
Hefty got up and kicked Brainy as hard as he can, but this time he kicked Brainy in the groin. Brainy launched through the sky and shot up to the air, he didn't gotten that far but its a short way back. He landed square on his head like always, but this time he didn't get up right away. He just lie their in pain from getting hit in the pressure point, back at the village Papa Smurf finally came to unaware of what's just happened.
"What happened?" he asked as fellow Smurfs helped him up.
"Brainy get kicked out of the village again, this time he's kicked in the groin." said Chernov, "I think we've been hard on him lately as this was third time in the week, you three smurfs help me get that bird. We're going to have meat for dinner tonight."
"Oh finally, I'm sick of smurfberries." said Sarah.
"Come on!" ordered Jack as he grabbed Don and Sarah's hair and they follow Chernov to the edge of the village.
Meanwhile, Brainy just lie there for hours straight through the afternoon. Not moving where he landed, when he finally came to he is enraged. "They kicked me out again, this is enough." he pouted to himself, "I'm going to go to Chernov and asked for his advice on what to do, of smurf that area still hurts."
Brainy managed to shake off the pain and walks to Chernov, he was outside with The Three Smurfs butchering the bird he "accidentally" shot. "Hey Brainy, are you ok?" asked Chernov as he puts down a hacksaw on an outdoor table, "You've been gone for a long time, you need any help?"
"Yeah, I need to speak to you in private." said Brainy.
"Okay then, you smurfs continue butchering the meat as I stepped inside for a moment," said Chernov.
"Roger Chernov," agreed Jack.
Chernov and Brainy walked inside and they sat down and grabbed some Vodka bottles, since Chernov is an experienced drinker he didn't get drunk immediately but Brainy was buzzed after a couple of bottles and began to explain what he's thinking. Chernov understands and simply and replies, "So you want to run away to see if they care about you?"
"Correct." said Brainy.
"That's not enough, you are going to need to bring a smurf with you." advices Chernov, "A smurf that has ties to the smurfs, more than Papa Smurf. I wouldn't cut it, you are going to need to kidnap Sassette."
"Sassette?" asked Brainy, "Why?"
"If you wanna be noticed that your gone, you need to kidnap her." said Chernov, "This will create a psychological effect on Smurfette and in turn the entire village is effected, this would give the massive blow you will need."
"Where should I go?" asked Brainy.
"You wanna get lost, so be lost – go anywhere for that matters." said Chernov, "Somewhere no one will ever think you'll be hiding at, like the North Pole for example."
"So what if they find me?" asked Brainy.
"Let them try to find you, that's the whole point." said Chernov, "Mislead them by walking in circles then head off in a random direction, it's that easy to get lost these days. I've taught you survival skills so used them, bring some Vodka with you just in case you need it."
"Thanks Chernov," said Brainy as he grabbed a couple of bottles and puts them in a backpack, "I knew I would count on you."
"Don't thank me yet, you haven't started yet." said Chernov, "Now do what needs to be done and I'll try to cover up your trail, I'm good at making everyone gullible you know."
Brainy leaves under the cover of darkness, he approaches Smurfette's house and managed to lock pick the door and broke inside. Lucky for Sassette, she was getting a glass of water. Once she sets the glass back down, she turns around and see's Brainy right before her. Before she yelped, Brainy managed to muffle her mouth and managed to take her to a room where no one can here them.
"You wanna go on an adventure?" asked Brainy.
"Yeah!" she cheered, "What about Smurfette, should we tell her?"
"She'll understand when she finds you missing, happens all the time around here you see." lied Brainy, "It will be like a game of hide and seek, the goal is not to get captured by them if they find us. Okay?"
"Yeah!" agreed Sassette. Brainy muffles her mouth quickly and listens for movement upstairs, after hearing nothing he simply says, "We've gotta stay really quiet." said Brainy until we are a good distance away from the village.
"Got it," she whispered.
Brainy picked her up and took her away deep within the woods, leaving no trace behind.