January, 2012

1/1/12

Finally! I've been waiting a long time to use this journal! Gary got it for me for Christmas and I've been dying to use it. I'm supposed to write everything that happens each day for 2012. It'll be hard to remember, but it'll eventually become part of my routine. Anyway, my friends and I had a great time today. The fireworks went off and we celebrated with Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab! Did I mention that I'm the fry cook there? Best job in the sea!

1/2/12

Wow. I forgot to put my name in the first entry. Isn't that weird? I guess I was just so overwhelmed by the excitement. Anyway, my name is SpongeBob S. Squarepants! Was that formal enough? Not much happened today. The news is saying that a snowstorm will happen tonight. That means no work. Sigh...

1/3/12

Barnacles! It did snow today. That mean't no work. No jellyfishing. Also, Larry's birthday is coming up. So I guess that gives me time to surf the internet to find him a gift.

1/4/12

Holy shrimp! Mrs. Puff's birthday is coming up on the twelfth! How could I let this slip me? The 4-foot high snow's still here, so I have time for her, too.

1/5/12

It's amazing how many birthday's I'm missing. I mean, first Larry, now Mrs. Puff? I just hope some relative doesn't have a birthday soon. I'd be in deep tartar sauce, then. The snow's finally clearing up, but we've still got a good foot out there. Of course I had to go to work, though. But I'm not complaining. I love to flip patties and be in the aroma of grease!

1/6/12

I finally got Larry and Mrs. Puff gifts today! I'm getting Larry a container of that white stuff that goes on his nose, and Mrs. Puff a coupon for one day of no teaching! Patrick would be the substitute. Since the snow's cleared up, I went over to see Sandy. She's one of my friends who is a land animal. Very rare underwater. People say that we'd make a good couple, but I don't really see anything between us. We're just normal friends. Period.

1/7/12

Oh, don't you think that Sandy is so beautiful? Her fluffy fur, her gorgeous eyes. Her love for karate makes me queasy inside. We're so different. She'll never like me. But I love her sooo much. Should I ask her on a date? No. Too pushy. I need to start low. But I can't start low because I'm so in love with her!

1/8/12

Wait. Did I seriously just write that last entry? I don't really remember it. Heck, I don't remember anything that happened yesterday. And why would my entry be all about Sandy? I clearly stated before that I don't think of her that way. Nevermind. It was Larry's birthday today. He had a surfing party, and everyone was invited. Unsurprisingly, my gift was the only one seperate from the others. Surfboards. Go figure. I think that Larry was most satisfied with my gift. But I bet he's still happy that he has surfboards to last him a century.

1/9/12

I still don't know why I wrote that love entry. You know I'm not crazy, right? Wow, look at me. Talking to a journal. I am crazy.

1/10/12

Patrick reminded me of his birthday AGAIN today. How could I forget? Feburary 26th, 19-... not telling. He always told me that he wanted a new clipboard to track how long he does nothing. But I can do better than that. I can give him the best gift ever!

1/11/12

Another snowstorm hit. And it looked like kids were taking advantage of it. Since the storm was so bad that work closed, I decided to go ice skating with my friends- not the best idea. Sandy slipped and cracked her helmet. Patrick got curious and licked a frozen pole, and Squidward's suction cups were stuck to the ice for the rest of the day.

1/12/12

Happy Birthday, Mrs. Puff! She didn't have a party, but I went over to her house to hand her my gift! And I think she smiled at it! She said that she'd use it when boating school started back up again in spring.

1/13/12

I finally figured out why I wrote that love entry. Sandy told me that she asked me to come over that day to be her "test subject" (which I love doing.) I had to drink this new energy drink that was supposed to make me all hyper, but I accidentally drank her "love solution". And then I guess I fell in love with her for that day. She wants me to come over tomorrow to try again.

1/14/12

Doyouthinkitworked? Ithinkitworked. DoIseemhyper? Huh? huh? DoI? I'mtalkingandtalkingandtalking ...

1/15/12

Okay, I guess the energy drink worked. And I think the only reason I stopped writing is because it burned out. Nothing really happened today. Just work and sleep.

1/16/12

Patrick, Squidward and Sandy are sick in bed. I hope they get well soon. But isn't it a coincidence that all three of them got sick at the same time? Hm...

1/17/12

Mr. Krabs got sick, too! This is crazy! The snow's pretty much cleared, so how did it happen? I'm gonna talk to each of them tomorrow and ask them how they got sick.

1/18/12

I only got to Patrick and Sandy today, because Squidward wanted to be left alone and Mr. Krabs was nowhere to be seen. When I asked Patrick how he got sick, he told me that it started after he ate a Krabby Patty. He has the flu. Sandy told me the same, and now she has chicken pocs. That just doesn't make any sense. I eat at least four Krabby Patties a day, and I don't get sick!

1/19/12

I got sickc. My writng mite not be gud rite now. I cand bay attensin. I got the suds-esfbvgsdfa! Sory.

1/20/12

I'm feeling a little bedder, now. My eyes are still bloddshot, so I cant see very well. I hope I can get bedder soon so I can figure out why I got sick off of a Krabby Patty. This neber happens.

1/21/12

Feeling much better. So are Squidward and Patrick. I still don't know what happened. Why would Krabby Patties make us sick? And why would the Krabby Patties only make the five of us sick. I'm going to investigate when I go back to work tomorrow.

1/22/12

NOW I get it! I just figured it out before writing this entry. Plankton must've put poison in specific Krabby Patties to make us sick, so he could steal the formula! How do I know? Because the formula's gone!

1/23/12

All of us confronted Plankton at the Chum Bucket. We all gave him a good squish and snatched back the formula before he could read it.

1/24/12

It feels good to know that Krabby Patties don't make people sick. I don't know WHAT I would've done if that was true. I would break down, I would sob and cry, I would think that my life was over.

1/25/12

Patrick and Sandy got me my early, early birthday gift today. All of us going on a 1-week stay at Fish Flags Amusement Park and Resort! I was estatic. We go on the second week of Feburary. But this means that I have to do MUCH much better with their gifts. Barnacles...

1/25/12

I searched Fish Flags Resort on the internet, and it's a pretty great place. My birthday's not untill June, but I understand why they chose to do it now. It looks like it's more fun in the winter. Snowboarding, hills for sleds, and a large obstacle course designed just for the snow season.

1/26/12

I'm so glad I have this journal. I don't remember anything from the eleventh and back. I need ideas for a present for Patrick, but these journal entrys aren't giving me any hints. Oh well. I've got time.

1/27/12

Has it been three weeks into the year, already? It feels like we just started. Well, so far it's going great. I paid Squiddy a visit today. I asked him if he wanted to tag along with Patrick, Sandy and I on our 1-week stay at Fish Flags Resort. He said no, and that he was actually looking forward to it. Whatever that means.

1/28/12

I have to figure out what to bring on the vacation. What clothes should I pack? They're all the same, but it still matters. Oh yeah, I should also bring this journal. I also need to figure out our plan for the trip. Day 1, where should we go? Day 2, where do we go? Wait, what will we eat? I need to figure out all of this as soon as possible!

1/29/12

Okay, I think I got it figured out. On Day 1, we go to the indoor waterpark and eat Krabby Patties for dinner. The next day it's searching for fun things to do on the resort. On Day 3, we spend the whole afternoon at the amusement park. Day 4, we once again search for fun things. The rest of the week is just us relaxing!

1/30/12

I think I've got a good idea for Patrick's birthday gift. If he can give me the present of an amusement park, why not I give him an amusement park! Here's what I'm thinking. I make Patrick his own Gummy Wonderland! Like on Best Friends Day? He was so happy with it. He didn't realize that it was an accident. It'll be the best gift ever! But it'll probably involve clearing out the bubble gum inventory at Barg'n Mart. Oh well, it's for Patrick!

1/31/12

January's over? Wow. This year's going fast. Well I can't wait for Feburary. Fish Flags, Patrick's birthday, and more time for me to write in this journal. And you know that January 31st, 2012 A.D. will NEVER happen again? It's amazing how moments slip by you like Gary's slime. Well, HAPPY JANUARY!

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