I only own my OCs.

Accident

Cot slammed the door shut on leaned against it, panting.

"J-Jess," she wheezed "Jess!" she called running off to find her.

Slytherin common room

"Jess!" Cot exclaimed rushing over with a relieved look. "Ya?" Jess said not looking up from Fantastic beasts and where to find them.

"Umm...ok, I did something stupid..." she said looking down.

"Again?!" Jess exclaimed "Do I need a helmet for this?"

"No! Well maybe.."

Jess sighed muttering about helmet hair "What'd ya do?"

"Well..I was doing my homework and long story short there's a army of super-smart stink-bugs in the dorm, plotting to destroy man-kind." Cot mumbled.

"..."

"..."

"Hahaha! That's a good one!" Jess exclaimed rolling on the floor.

Cot stared.

"*sigh* I gotta go wright that down." Jess said going down stairs.

"But I was serious.." Cot said to herself. "Where did I put that bug spray..?" she said walking off.

AN: Yep. Another one-shot (I love these). No idea where it came from...we're having internet problems so I might not be able to update for a while.