A.N. This is my first fic on this archive. I love Fanboy and Chum Chum and am literally become obsessed. xD I noticed there were unfortunately not many fics here so I decided to help by adding one of mine. I hope I actually finish it. -_-" Yes, I know it's not long. Hopefully the chapters will get longer. Hope you enjoy! Don't expect things I say about high school in this fic to be accurate. I'm home schooled so I probably will end up saying stereotypes or something. Also don't be surprised to see OOC-ness. Sorry about that.
"Maybe this spell will fix my teeth." Kyle, a fifteen year old wizard, had been searching through spellbook after spellbook for a spell to straighten out his teeth; Or at least shrink them a bit.
He had started his education at the local high school a few months ago. As a freshman, he was a target for bullying. As a freshman with large teeth and braces who introduced himself as a powerful wizard… Well, let's just say things weren't that good for him.
After a month of this torture and several attempts of getting back with magic, Kyle had enough. He had begun to lie low and tried to bring as little attention to himself as possible. Unfortunately, his braces and large teeth kept him from his goal.
"This better work," he hoped aloud. Kyle squinted his eyes as he attempted to read the text. He muttered to himself the spell, getting a feel for the phrase.
He waved his wand over his head and began to cast the spell. Halfway through the spell, he felt someone pounce on him and fell to the floor on his stomach. "Ooof!"
Kyle turned around and glared at the fan of all things on his back. "What are you two ninnies doing here?"
Fanboy grinned and jumped off the wizard's back. "We wanted to invite you to hang out with us tomorrow. Sigmund's having shows all week!"
The wizard frowned and got up off the floor, brushing himself off. "And why would I want to go anywhere with you two? Especially to watch Sigmund." The two did not seem to catch the more than hint of annoyance in his voice.
"But Kyle," Chum Chum said. "Please go with us! It will be fun!"
Kyle attempted to push the two. "Get out of my apartment!"
Fanboy and Chum Chum watched as the wizard tried to manually get the two out.
It didn't take long for him to give up. "Fine. If you two leave me alone for the day, I'll go."
The superheroes faces lit up. "Yay!" They both gave him a hug.
Grudgingly, the boy stood there in the middle of the embrace. "Three second rule," he reminded them.
"Isn't that for food?"
"That's how long you two can hug me. Now out." He pointed to his door.
Fanboy and Chum Chum walked to the door and waved. "Bye Kyle!" they said in unison. They left.
"Finally." Kyle sighed. "Now back to that-" He looked down at the carpet. "Where is that book?" The wizard got down on all fours and began to crawl on the floor, looking for his spellbook. "Come on, spellbook. Reveal yourself. I need that spell..."
Kyle began to feel pains in his stomach and his chest. "What's going on?" he wondered aloud. "Must have had something bad from lunch," he attempted to assure himself.
He got up off the floor and got on the couch, lying down. "Maybe a nap would help." He yawned and drifted off to sleep.
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