Don't suggest anyone actually read this it is one of my many Crack induced fics XD. So yeah basically this was written to ruin the precious memories of your favorite cartoons hero's and villains. This particular crack fic has the power to turn the sane Insane and the insane sane for a while. Please enjoy your rotting brains as you read. XD
PS: I DO NOT own these characters and I DO NOT support these pairings. PS Dwikey is only in here because I wanted three D's with black hair. Vlad really has a thing for the paranormal huh? XD

Vlad's a Pimp

Danny and Vlad were curled up on the couch in Vlad's gigantic living room. The TV was on but it was on mute so that neither of them would have to suffer the awful noise of the stupid shows.

Vlad ruffled Danny's hair and curled up more around the smiling now 20 year old.

Danny snuggled up to him. "I love you." He whispered.

"And I love you, my little badger." Vlad whispered back before pulling Danny in to a loving kiss.

"You BASTARD!" At this moment the front door was kicked down and into the living room stormed a boy with black hair in an odd sythe shape. "You said you loved me!"

"Dib?" Vlad pulled back from Danny surprised.

"You know him?" Danny leaned back from Vlad a little ticked.

"Um, well."

"Of course he knows me!" Dib yelled. "I was here yesterday! Foolishly listening to his sweet nothings I might add."

By now Danny had rolled off of the couch and was having a time debating who to glare st.

Vlad tried to explain to Danny but very quickly the group was joined by another black haired male who rushed down from thew bedrooms.

"Mr. Dwikey?" Dib looked confused now. He had come to expose Vlad of cheating but now it was just getting sad.

"It can't be true Vladdums!" Dwikey shouted. "You love me! Don't you?"

Vlad was cornered now. He had to admit which of the new three he truly loved. As he opened his mouth they all held their breath.

However at this moment yet another back haired male made an appearance. Walking out of the kitchen was Chase Young. "You are all mistaken." he glared at the others in the living room. "As Vlad is already betrothed to me."

Dwikey just about passed out now. "Wh-what?" He asked.

"What is he talking about?" Danny demanded. And Dib just stood there shaking his head, mouth hanging open.

Vlad sighed. "It's true boys. Chase and I are scheduled to marry the 19th of May. The rest of you were just last minute onenight stands before I got tied down." Vlad answered brutally and honestly.

"Yes so get out of our house, Now!" Chase growled at Danny, Dib, and Dwikey and the three of them fled.

As they were leaving the premises of Vlad's mansion Dwikey spoke up. "So are you to going to the wedding?"

THE END