A/N: I do not own Teen Titans or any related characters expect for OCs. Oh, just a warning, I will assume all readers have read Titanic Sourpuss before this. If you having, please do so you can understand this story. Anyway, here we go!

Chapter 1: Day at the Beach

Beast Boy, wearing purple trunks, sighed as sat on a shaded chair on the beach, zoning out.

"It's too quiet around here," he complained. "More a place Raven would like."

"'Scuse me," a voice said to him.

"Huh?"

He looked around and caught sight of a little guy. He had neat black hair, a red Hawaiian shirt with pink flowers, blue swimming trunks, and sandals.

"You Beast Boy?"

"Uh, yeah. I'm the only green dude in Jump City."

"Oh, stupid me," the guy chuckled. "Anyway, some girls are lookin' for ya. Think they wanna play some volleyball with ya."

"Really? Where are they?"

The guy beaconed, and BB followed. Eventually, they found the girls. Among them was Raven, wearing a dark blue tank suit and sunglasses and holding a book. She wasn't looking too happy as they were all asking her where he was.

"I told you, I don't know where he—"

"There he is!" called one of the girls.

A stampede commenced in Beast Boy's direction. Raven sighed and shook her head.

"Whoa, ladies! Slow down! We can't play volleyball if you squash me."

"Oh, we're sorry."

"We're cool. Now who wants to be on my team?"

As Beast Boy and the girls were starting to play, the guy went over to Raven.

"I just wish there were a place on this stupid beach where I could read," she said to herself.

"Actually, there's a place that you might like," the guy told her.

"I didn't ask you."

"But I think you'll like it."

"Fine. Show me it."

As they were walking, though, she couldn't help but wonder.

He seems familiar. Have I met him somewhere before?

"Booyah!" shouted Cyborg as he threw his football to the boys he had met on the same day he had almost been "repaired" by Fixit. "This is the stuff! I didn't know what to do with all dat—"

"Shh!" the guy told him.

"Oh, sorry."

"What are you talking about?" asked Starfire to both of them.

"I'll show you. But you gotta close your eyes and not open them until I say so, okay?

"They are closed," she said truthfully.

"Hold my hand," he said, placing it in hers, "and I'll take you there."

"Okay, you can open them now."

Star opened her eyes and looked. A big smile grew on her face. In front of her was picnic with all of her favorite foods!

"How did you know that I like to consume all of this?"

"I sorta just knew." The guy grinned and blushed a little.

"I thank you very much!" she grinned at him.

He watched the bikini-clad alien sit down and start to sip on some mustard before he waved at her, turned and started to walk away. But as he was walking away, he smiled evilly.

Speaking in their dialect was somewhat difficult, but when the time comes, the results ought to be highly entertaining.

A/N: Highly entertaining? That doesn't sound good. Feel free to guess who the guy is and what's going on. Sorry this was a little short, but you will see next chapter. And please let me know if anything needs to be explained. Thank you.

P.S. The shirt the guy was wearing was intended; it's an allusion.