Author's note: I couldn't resist. This "fic" is set to the tune of "Third World Picnic Party" by Corky and the Juice Pigs (Which is a fun song on its own). Oh, and I can't really claim that this idea is 100% my own either. I clearly remember reading a story about a Mazoku Picnic at the "Chaos Zone", which may or may not still be around. Check it out if it is!

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Disclaimer: I have nothing to disclaim. Oh wait- I don't own these characters... Damn. Well, They're property of their own people, but if they weren't, Phibby would be doing my homework.

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We need 30 million minions and 60 million Cokes

We're gonna have a party with them crazy 'zoku blokes

We're gonna have an contest to destroy the earth

(And see who's the first mowed down by the one who 'gave them birth')

At the Mazoku Picnic Party

At the Mazoku Picnic Party

Everybody party hardy

At the Mazoku Picnic Party

Inviting ol' Lei Magnus would sure be nice

But no one knows how to work around the ice...

Valgarv's vengeance was such a disgrace

His returning to Ryuuzoku was a slap in the face

So to hell with him, We'll just try at Chaos again

Which won't be too hard with Lina as a friend...

At the Mazoku Picnic Party

At the Mazoku Picnic Party

Everybody party hardy

It's the Mazoku Picnic Party

The Lord of Nightmares just can't be found

That's fine, 'cause we have more luck when she's not around

Dynast!

Xellas!

Gaav!

Phibrizzo!

Dolphin!

Xelloss!

Valgarv! - sorry, never mind

Shabranigdou!

Seygram!

Kanzel!

Tiiba!

Mazoku Picnic Party

Zelgadis!

Zelgadis? Huh?!