Hello thanks for reading my Fic i hope you like it. The idea of this story came to me while i was bored at work, even though i think Claire is by far a better fit for Leon.
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Ser Ashley of Graham
"Leeeoon?"
"Leon where are you?" asked Ashley Graham as she stood on a large field of grass. It looked like a beautiful morning to her the only problem was she had no idea where the hell she was.
All of the sudden the world changed and she was standing in the middle of a stage. The calm and peace of the green fields was replaced by the roar of a crowd. Whistles and cheering almost deafening as she struggled to her new surroundings in walked a tall blond muscular man in a suit.
"Thank you" said the man as the cheering came to an end
"Thank you I am your host Jack krauser and welcome to fight for Leon!"
"Krauser? Why does that name sound familiar?" Said Ashley as she tried to recall where she had heard the name before
"Think about it you stupid…" he was about to insult her when
"Yeah! I remember now!" said Ashley" you kidnapped me! and Leon killed you!" "You're that weird guy with the knife fetish!"
Krauser looked stunned and said "I don't have a knife fetish!"
"Oh really?" "do you want me to tell the audience that you have two knives one called Camilla and the other Manuela?" "and you cry yourself to sleep singing Al Green songs?"
"That's a lie! I don't have a knife fetish!" screamed Krauser his right eye began twitching and his face was red
"Okay whatever loser." "What am I doing here and where is Leon?" asked Ashley as she placed her hands on her hips and began staring at the audience of the show
"Ah yes the show" said krauser as he began to regain his composure "well you are here to compete for Leon and to entertain this audience of blood thirsty people"
The crowd began clapping and Ashley squealed at the thought of winning Leon as her price.
Alright Ashley take this, you're going to need it. Said Krauser with a wicked grin on his face
What's this? She asked as she was being handed an old dirty bag
It's your magical bag of weapons. Said krauser even though it looks like just an old bag it has an arsenal of weapons inside
"Anytime you are in trouble just reach inside and you will pull a random weapon to fight whatever comes at you" said krauser
Alright! I'm game! Said Ashley holding the bag in her hand
"Now remember Ashley it's a random weapon so you may pull a rocket launcher one moment and then a chicken the next"
Ashley seemed hesitant for a moment then composed herself and said "let's do this"
"Alright let the games begin!" said krauser as he began laughing manically
"Dude you are so cliché" said Ashley who was annoyed by Krauser
The world began changing again and she was back into the green fields from before only this time she was not alone.
In front of her was a big pink unicorn with long curly black hair as she got closer
"Hello princesita it has been some time since we last spoke no?" said the unicorn with a grin
"And I must say I'm quite in awe since your wonderful ballistics seemed to have blossomed and improved"
Ashley recognized that voice immediately
"Luis! You pervert! Stop looking at me like that!" She yelled covering her breasts
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" "And human?" said Ashley who was quite confused
"Ha! how should I know this is your Beep after all no?"
"My what?"
"Your Beep"
"Huh?"
"You are beeping princesita"
"I don't know what you just said it's like as if someone was censoring you Luis" explained Ashley then she heard Krauser's faint evil laughter
"This getting creepy let's just find Leon and get out of here" said Ashley who began to put a saddle on Luis
Princesita?
What is it now Luis?
Aren't you going to get dressed?
"Huh? What do you mean I'm dressed" she looked at her body she was wearing the outfit she wore in Spain all those years ago.
"If you are going to wear a dress and a turtle neck to a fight to the death then you might as well just go naked" said Luis who was about to laugh
"Shut up! It's not like I have something better to wear!" She glared
"Have you looked behind you princesita?"
"Huh? Behind me?" Ashley turned around and to her great surprise there was a beautiful pink suit of armor just her size. This reminded her of all those armor suits in Salazar's castle but this one seemed safe so she began putting it on.
"Now I must say you look bad ass princesita" said Luis
"Thank you" said Ashley
Ashley climbed on her faithful Spanish steed and began to look for clues to where Leon may be. As she looked she noticed a faint light calling to her from a distance.
"Alright princesita let us go find your man" said Luis, this caused Ashley to chuckle at the thought of having Leon all to herself. The things she would do to him.
"Yes my man" she grinned
"let's go Luis!" She began to ride like she was a pro. She found a small dirt road and she began to ride towards the light as she began to pick up the pace she noticed another horseman riding towards the same light.
Both were coming from two different roads but they were about to meet since the roads were about to become one.
The other rider was also wearing armor but hers wasn't as flashy as Ashley's. She was also riding a beautiful Andalusian horse with a light brown mane light blue eyes and glasses.
Glasses? Huh? What the…..
"Hello Ashley" said the horse
Ashley recognized the voice immediately. The source of many of Leon's head aches
"Hunnigan?" "What are you doing here?"
"No idea. Isn't this great?" Hunnigan asked
"You are enjoying yourself?" asked Ashley
"Hell yeah I wish I could run this fast as a human" said Hunnigan who began to pick up the pace Ashley followed closely behind
"Que belleza! Ashley you must introduce me to her!" Begged Luis
"Yeah sure Luis as long as we win" said Ashley
"Of course!" said Luis "we will win and then I shall spend some alone time with that Goddess Hunnigan"
Luis picked up the pace and was soon head to head with Hunnigan
"Hola mi Diosa" said Luis with a big smile only a horse would love
"Huh? I'm sorry I only understood the first part of your…."
"Hunnigan this is Luis Sera I met him in Spain" said Ashley who was trying her best to be a good wing woman.
"Pleased to meet you Mister Sera but as you can see we are in a race against each other. Maybe we should just focus on the..."
"Non sense! We should just throw these two riders of our backs and walk off into the sunset"
"Hey!" Said Ashley
"Come on baby let's do some Discovery Channel shit!" said Luis who was in the heat of the moment
"Ugh! how vulgar! Mister Sera can you please…"
"Would you stop distracting my horse?" said the other knight
"Huh? who are you?" Ashley looked at the other rider as she lifted the visor on her helmet. It was a woman blonde like Ashley but older much more mature, she had blue eyes and bad nose job.
"My name is Angela Miller kiddo what are you doing here? shouldn't you be in school?" "I bet you are another one of those dumb cheerleaders who spent all her time thinking about prom" Ashley fumed even though it was true that she had been a cheerleader in high school she didn't want to acknowledge the stereotype
"For your information. I only have one year left of College you old hag"
"Whatever bitch. Why don't you go bother one of your sorority sisters or something"
That made Ashley want to rip her head off she slowly dug inside her weapons bag and pulled something. It was some sort of mechanical punching thing; a very odd spring mechanism that would shoot a boxing glove just like in the Saturday morning cartoons she used to watch; now if only she could find the trigger.
"What the hell is this?" said Ashley who was getting frustrated
The older blonde laughed at her and said
"You really are a blonde aren't you?" "What are you to Leon? Huh?" "You don't look like much except for your boobs that are totally fake"
"My boobs are real! unlike that ugly nose job of yours hag!"
"Bitch please, she scoffed what are you to Leon anyway?"
"Some Hooters girl with a crush?" She mocked
"That's it!"
"I'm the President's daughter bitch!" Ashley roared as she pulled the newly found trigger.
The older blonde had no time to react as a boxing glove hit her in the face causing her body to lose balance and fall of the horse. At the speed she was going she rolled several times until she finally collapsed unconscious in the grass.
Ashley stopped and looked at the unconscious blonde her helmet was off and she just laid there like a sack of bricks Hunnigan galloped to check on her. She licked her face but there was no response
"She's alive but it doesn't look like she'll be getting up any time soon" said Hunnigan
Then all of the sudden she heard the roar of a cheering crowd
"Angela Miller is down! Ladies and Gentlemen Angela Miller is down!"
Ashley couldn't help but smile at the praise of the audience.
"Good job Ashley you are one step closer to Leon. One down only two left to go before you can have your prince"
"Two left to go? Who are they?" Ashley asked hoping for a response
Krauser responded with his classic wicked laughter and said "You'll see…."
Hunnigan looked at Ashley and said. "Hey I'll catch up with you guys later, I just want to make sure Angela doesn't have any permanent damage that's all"
Ashley scoffed "whatever like I care what happens to that slut, come on Luis we still got two skanks to go"
Luis got close to Hunnigan and whispered in her ear "I promise as soon as I can ditch this crazy chick you and me are going to have some fun"
Ashley heard Hunnigan giggle but couldn't hear what Luis had said so she just ignored them
As Ashley and Luis resumed their journey they began making jokes at Angela's expense and after an hour or so they saw the light again
"Look Ashley the light is pointing to that tower" said Luis
"That's where Leon must be!" she squealed
"Let's go Luis!"
As they began to get closer to the tower the once gorgeous blue skies and green fields began to turn gray
"What the hell is going on?" Asked Ashley
"Did you hear that?" whispered Luis
"Hear what?" Asked a confused Ashley who was just starting to panic
"Quiet woman! I think someone is stalking us" said Luis
Ashley shook her head in disappointment "not another fan girl"
"No this is much worse!" said Luis as he spotted their attacker running towards them
"It's her!" Screamed Luis who if he had been in human form would have jumped into Ashley's arms
"Who?"
Luis pointed at the incoming attacker
Ashley gasped "Oh no it can't be….."
"The bitch in the red dress!" They screamed in unison expecting a very painful death