Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in Harry Potter, or anything from the musical Grease.
Pansy Parkinson sat at the Slytherin house table in the Great Hall at about the same time Ginerva Weasley and Hermione Granger walked into the room. It drove her crazy to have all the boys' at all four tables, yes that includes Slytherin, staring at those two like they were goddesses. Why didn't anyone notice a real goddess, well a descendent of one anyway, right in front of their eyes. Giving into temptation she stood up on the table and magically conjured up some music. Having all the eyes in the Great Hall watching her, she was almost afraid to do what she had been plotting out for almost two years. But, she pushed the fear away and starting singing. (I did say almost afraid)
Look at me, I'm Hermione
Perfect with a capital P
Won't go to bed till
My charm's book is read
I can't, I'm Hermione
Watch it, hey, I'm Ginerva
I was not brought up that way
Listen to me
I'm as cute as can be
That's right, I'm Ginny
I don't lie or cheat
I couldn't take the heat
I refuse to take a sip of Firewhiskey
Keep your filthy hands off my long time plans
I wouldn't even think about getting frisky
As for you, Blaise Zabini
I know where you wanna be
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain bo-ri-ng
Malfoy, Malfoy let me be
Keep that boy-toy far from me
Hey Slytherins
Stop thinking up sins
We're not whores
We're Gryffindors
Everyone in the Great Hall watched her, hoping that that was planned by Dumbledore for amusement. Draco Malfoy was overly embarrassed by his girlfriend's actions. Without a second thought he brought her off the table and muttered "Avada Kedavra". As soon as the spell fell off his lips the whole school (teachers included) burst into instantaneous applause.