Take A Bow
by: Terrell James
Elliott couldn't get over the breakup of his girlfriend and decides that they should get back together. Then, as he went across the forest, he saw her girlfriend with another moose. He dropped his jaw and looked extremely shocked. His girlfriend's squeeze has dark-brown fur, grey-red eyes, and little taller and two horns.
He caught up to them and she turned around and sees Elliott, looking completely angry. He asked, "Is this why you broke up with me, so you could hang out with that superfiscal good-looking jerkface?"
"Ellie, I thought we should see other people." she said.
"I was, until I thought about you all time and decided that we should get back together. When I came over, you found another good-looking moose dude. Why?" said Elliott.
"Well, it's been a few weeks and when I met him, he was the love of my life, but I couldn't think about you, either." she said.
Elliott scoffed and said, "How could I believe this bullcrap you're telling me? Sure, you thought of me, until you saw another good-looking moose with perfect face, perfect horns, perfect everything."
"What's going on, baby?" asked the good-looking moose.
Elliott saw the other moose and decided to confront him. He stepped up to him and asked, "Who are you?"
"They call me Willy. Who are you?" he asked.
"They call me Elliott. And why are you hanging around with my girl?" he asked.
"Your girl? Sorry, last I checked, she's my girl, now." sneered Willy.
"Yeah, right, from where, another part of the forest where you look so stupid, you could turn into a duck?" asked Elliott.
Willy chuckled and said, "Normally, I don't say anything nasty to nerdy mooses, but in this case, I'll make a little excpetion. At least I look good with two horns instead of one puny little moose."
Elliott gasped and said, "Oh, no, you did-n't. That was a uminal horn and I'm very doggone proud of it."
"Oh, right. And where did you find such attitude, the smart-mouthing contest didn't win?" asked Willy.
"Well, at least I have a great attitude." said Elliott.
"Ring! Hello? It's the Park Ranger from Jellystone Park. He wants his brain back." said Willy.
"Yeah, well, at least I have a brain!" exclaimed Elliott.
"Yeah, a brain the size of a pinecone!" exclaimed Willy.
"You wanna put your money where your mouth is, little man?" asked Elliott.
"Guys, that's enough." she said.
"Wanna mouthfull of fist?" asked Willy.
"Wanna buttful of foot?" asked Elliott.
"Bring it, Wil-lay!"
"You bring it!"
"You bring it!"
"Stop it! Both of you guys just cut it out! Ellie, he's my new boyfriend. I'm sorry. We're just--" she said.
"Save it. I hope you have a good life with Mr. Tall, Bronze and Doofus. I'm out." said Elliott, angrily.
"Ellie, sweetie, I--" she began.
He shoved her away and ran away from her. She felt a tear coming out of her eyes. Willy comforts her and said, "You okay, baby? You don't have to take it all on that little punkhole. You need a man who needs caring and respect."
Elliott laid down on the bed and he felt the tears coming from his eyes. He started to cry for a while, then Boog realizes what happened. He came to him and said, "I'm sorry, E."
Elliott sniffled and asked, "What are you sorry about, B?"
"I'm sorry that she... broke your heart." said Boog.
"She was the first girlfriend I had in my life and it's been taken away from that two-faced, square headed, self-centered nutcase named Willy." said Elliott.
"Well, you don't need her. There's plenty of other fine-looking mooses in this forest that are way better than what's-her-name." said Elliott.
"Are you sure?" asked Elliott.
"I know so. I'm sorry that it didn't work out and that you've been heartbroken." said Boog.
Elliott sighed and said, "It's cool, B."
Boog walks away and left Elliott looking at the sky for a while and thought about her girlfriend and what could've been. He started singing a little song to realize that she didn't need her.
How about a round of applause?
Yeah, a standing ovation
Whoa, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You look stupid right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out
Don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not
Baby, when I know you're only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But, now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But, it's over now
Go on and take a bow
Grab your boy and get gone
You better hurry up before the wind blows you on
Talking 'bout, 'Boy, I love you, you're the one'
This crap just looks like the rerun
Please, what else is on?
And don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not
Baby, when I know you're only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closin'
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow
And the award for the best liar
goes to you
For making me believe that you could be
faithful to me
Let's hear your speech out
How 'bout a round of applause?
A standing ovation?
But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow
But it's over now...
Insipred by Rihanna's "Take A Bow". it's awesome! R&R, please!