Love Hurts
KisshuLover52: Hello, and welcome to my third fanfiction! Plz RxR! Kisshu, disclaimer!!
Kisshu: FINE!!
KisshuLover52 does not own TMM or it's characters!! SO DON'T THINK SHE DOES!! If she did I'd be going out with Ichigo and Masaya'd be dead!!
KisshuLover52: NO DUH, BAKA!! Anyways, here's chapter 1.
Chapter 1: Kidnapped –
At Café Mew Mew everything was normal, except the fact that instead of Ichigo, Mint was asking for a raise. "Why do you need a fucking raise!? You never work!" "Shut up, baka! Pudding can hear you!!" Mint yelled at Ryou. "YAY!! Pudding learned a new word, na no da!" Pudding yelled. The Pudding went over to table nine and said, "May I take your fucking order, baka, na no da?!" "Nice Ryou, now Pudding's going to scare away all of the customers," Lettuce said, coming into the room. "Anyway," Ryou continued, "Why isn't Ichigo asking for a raise?" Then both Lettuce and Mint pointed at Ichigo. She was rolling in a ball back and forth saying, "Masaya die, Masaya die". "Um… okay?" Ryou answered to that.
Meanwhile, on the alien's planet: "…9, 10! Ready or not, here I come!" Taruto yelled. He, Kisshu and Pai were playing hide and seek.
While Taruto was looking, Pai had hid in the trash can with Kisshu. "What's that smell?" Pai asked. "Gomen nasai," Kisshu answered. "Uh…" said Pai, scooting away from Kisshu.
When Taruto had found Kisshu and Pai (which didn't take very long), they started playing Go Fish. Kisshu went to his room, not wanting to play.
"Got any fives?" Taruto asked. "Nope. Go fish." "GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU!! "Eh," Pai said, shaking with fear. "Let's go get Kisshu," Pai then said.
"Kisshu, open the damn door!" Pai yelled. "NO!" Then Taruto stepped in. "KISSHU!! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!" "NO!" "That's it. Let's kick the door open!" Taruto said, getting into kicking position.
BAM!!
The two aliens saw Kisshu in the corner saying, "Ichigo love me, Ichigo love me." "KISSHU!! Just give the old hag a visit!" "What did you call Ichigo!?" "Um… did I say 'old hag'? I meant…um…" then he started thinking, 'um… old hag, mold rag, gold bag, bold fag, road gag, told sag…'. While he was thinking this Pai told Kisshu a plan. "By the way, Taruto," Pai started, "why don't you go see Pudding?" With that Taruto ran out the door screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Back at Café Mew Mew, Ichigo and Lettuce were the only ones left at the café… cleaning. "Lettuce, why are we always the last ones cleaning after dark?" "Don't ask me. Ask Keiichiro. Even he leaves before us." Then, when Lettuce was wiping the table, Ichigo screamed. "KISSHU?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??" "Hey, Koneko-chan!" Then without warning, he knocked Ichigo unconscious and left laughing like this, "HO, HO, HO!! Ichigo will be mine in time! All in due time!!" While he spoke, he rubbed his hands together evilly. Then he left with Ichigo. "Ichigo!" Lettuce yelled.
KisshuLover52: So how was chapter1. Plz review!
Kisshu: They're not reviewing.
KisshuLover52: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Kisshu: 'quivering in corner' o-o-o-okay.
KisshuLover52: REVIEW!! Chapter 2 will be up shortly.