I'm just gonna say that the zombies mode in this will be starting in Kino der Toten.
Disclaimer: I f I owned COD, not mush would be different about it. But I still don't own it. So sad.
During Round 17…
"Die, FREAKBAGS!" Dempsey yelled as he threw a grenade into a horde of zombies, blowing them all to rotting bits. "There's just somethin' so beautiful about blowin' shit up!" he commented, laughing to himself.
"Herro! American, we need your assistance over here!" Takeo shouted angrily, as he and Nikolai were quickly surrounded in the foyer by zombies, and running out of ammunition, "No! It's MY VODKA! MINE! Get your own!" Nikolai screeched, firing all the rounds left in his SPAS-12, his weapon soon making the dreaded clicking noise, signaling his lack of ammo.
"Hang on Tak! I'm on the way!" Dempsey shouted back running down to the foyer, reloading his Skullcrusher as he ran into the Foyer and shot a grenade into the horde using his grenade launcher attachment to clear the place, leaving a Max Ammo floating from the pile of re-killed zombies, which Dempsey quickly picked up to give them the ammunition they desperately needed.
"…The Emperor would be impressed with you, but I am not." Takeo replied simply, before walking into the dressing room to use the Mystery Box.
Tank just sighed, putting his Skullcrusher on his back so he could rub his temples, "That guy is starting to give me a headache…" Tank muttered, Nikolai approached him, holding one of his bottle of vodka out to him.
"Maybe vodka take away head pain! Might also make your aim better." He offered, Tank looked at the bottle of alcohol, then at the Russian, then back at the vodka before taking it and swigging down a good portion of it then giving it back. "Thanks…" Tank said, before going back to the lobby before the next round. Nikolai, having nothing better to do, set off to see what Dr. Richtofen was doing.
Nikolai soon found Richtofen in the Theater, smiling at the Mystery Box. He had just enough to try once more on it, and he determined to get Thundergun. Nikolai simply watched as Richtofen opened the box and the weapons starting flashing in front of him; but then the Nazi did something… unexpected.
The Nazi jumped up in the air, then came down and shot the box before spinning around and repeating the jump & spin.
But then something even weirder happened; the box, in turn with the Doctor's strange movement, shot out a Thundergun and a Raygun to go with it.
Nikolai was so surprised that he SPIT OUT THE VODKA HE WAS DRINKING. Trust me; that's some serious stuff, seriously, he would never do that for anything less of Stalin going to Disneyland.
"THE FUCK?" The drunk Russian sputtered out. The Nazi looked up, automatically looking irritated, "Vhat do you vant?" He snapped.
Nikolai just stood there, flabbergasted by what he just saw; but quickly composed and muttered, "Nothing, foolish German," and quickly left.
After he was far enough away, he tried with all his drunken might to figure out what just happened; his eyes soon slipped down to look at his bottle of Vodka.
"Too much vodka. Must've hallucinated," he muttered, then took another swig of his vodka and followed up with "Maybe I hallucinate Russian hookers," he said hopefully.
What happened to Richtofen actually happened to me one time. I just decided to novelize it.