THUNDER
"Jack this can't go on any more " said Gwen
"What can't ?" said Owen walking in on a half naked Jack and Gwen "ohh shit ,Gwen what the fuck are you doing ?" he added.
"What the fuck does it look like, I'm getting dressed !" replied Gwen .
"Why were you undressed ?" Asked Owen
"Because when a man and a woman love each other very much they make love with each other ,Owen, using the mans privet parts and the woman's privet parts .They enjoy this very much so they do it again and again " Jack said in a primary school voice.
"So we're not aloud to have sex with Gwen but you can is that right " Owen answered back
"Yes" Jack replied ""Because I'm the boss and I make the rules" he added before Owen said any thing .
"Any way I thought you were going out with Ianto ?" Owen asked
"I was what's your point ?" Jack replied
" Well that makes you gay ,so why are you sleeping with Gwen?" Owen retorted
" I'm bi-sexual actually ,now lets get back to work and stop talking about my sexuality please!" Jack ended the conversation and walked away.
"So Gwen who's better me or Jack ?" Asked Owen
"Owen go fuck yourself!" Said Gwen
1 Month Later
"Jack "Called Gwen
"Yes " He Replied
"Has everyone gone home " She Called
" Yes why " He replied
" Come here ,Now " Gwen shouted
" What's wrong Gwen" Jack said his voice full of worry
"I'm pregnant ." Said Gwen
"Shit fucking shit, it is mine is isn't it " He asked
"I don't know ,but will you come to the hospital with me?" She asked
"When?" He replied
"Now" Gwen replied
"Okay ,does Rhys know ?" Jack asked.
9 months later
" Jack Rhys knows Ruby Ann is yours so can we stay with you ?" Asked Gwen
"Yes of course you can" he replied "My bedrooms big like some think else but lets not go there " He added with a cheekily.
" Will Ianto look after Ruby Ann If I need to go with you on a job?" Gwen Asked
" You better ask him yourself cos he is completely ignoring me, not surprising is it ?" Before all three fell asleep ,Gwen and Jack in his bed and Ruby Ann in her cot at the end of the bed like the perfect little family ,happy to be together after months off lying to Rhys ,unaware o the jealous person waiting to strike.