Inuyasha's Laws Of Physics
A/N- Domo! These are Inuyasha's revised laws of Physics! Inuyasha- *nods head* (I gave Inu too much sugary stuffs, so he's a little stupid.) Inuyasha- Am not! *runs into wall* Told you. Enjoy! Please R/R *evil grin* or else.
The Law of Floating
What goes up, need not to come down.
(Inuyasha- *floating in midair* It's true!)
The Law of Levitation
It is entirely possible to levitate
(Inuyasha- *trying to levitate* I haven't proven this one yet.)
The 2nd law of Levitation
Even if it's only 10 inches off the breakfast table.
(Inuyasha- *levitating 5 inches above the table* Almost there..)
The Law of Hanyous, Humans, and Bookcases
An 200 (Inuyasha- Hey!) pound hanyou can sit on top of a bookcase, and not have the bookcase fall over, but the second a 95 pound human touches it, the bookcase (Inuyasha- And Hanyou!) will fall over on her.
(Inuyasha- This is a fun law to demonstrate when Kagome's around.)
The Law of Flying vs. Hovering
Flying is impossible, but hovering (Inuyasha- Or Running!) in midair is not.
(Inuyasha- *floating* Then what do you call this?! LF-chan- Floating.) The Law of Edibleness.
Anything not edible, must be bitten to prove that it indeed isn't edible.
(Inuyasha- So true! *bites wall*)
The Law of Tricks with Liquids
Turning blood into razor-sharp blades is perfectly logical.
(Inuyasha- They also help produce a good haircut.)
The Law of Falling out Windows
Falling out a 20th story window doesn't have to kill or even injure you.
(Inuyasha- Yep! *jumps out window*)
The Law of Landing
No matter where/when you fall, you will always land on somebody.
(Inuyasha- *lands on Kagome*)
The Law of Sits
For every reaction, there is an equal and opposite Sit.
(Kagome- Sit, Boy! Inuyasha- *muffled* There's one more law proven.)
~Owari~
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Well did ya like it? Then tell me! Did you hate it? Then don't tell me!
Inuyasha- Ahhhh.shut up LF-chan.Anyway, people.press the button..there's ramen for you if you click it.
LF-chan- No there isnt! But leave me an email address and I'll send an Inu sprite your way!
Ja Ne!
A/N- Domo! These are Inuyasha's revised laws of Physics! Inuyasha- *nods head* (I gave Inu too much sugary stuffs, so he's a little stupid.) Inuyasha- Am not! *runs into wall* Told you. Enjoy! Please R/R *evil grin* or else.
The Law of Floating
What goes up, need not to come down.
(Inuyasha- *floating in midair* It's true!)
The Law of Levitation
It is entirely possible to levitate
(Inuyasha- *trying to levitate* I haven't proven this one yet.)
The 2nd law of Levitation
Even if it's only 10 inches off the breakfast table.
(Inuyasha- *levitating 5 inches above the table* Almost there..)
The Law of Hanyous, Humans, and Bookcases
An 200 (Inuyasha- Hey!) pound hanyou can sit on top of a bookcase, and not have the bookcase fall over, but the second a 95 pound human touches it, the bookcase (Inuyasha- And Hanyou!) will fall over on her.
(Inuyasha- This is a fun law to demonstrate when Kagome's around.)
The Law of Flying vs. Hovering
Flying is impossible, but hovering (Inuyasha- Or Running!) in midair is not.
(Inuyasha- *floating* Then what do you call this?! LF-chan- Floating.) The Law of Edibleness.
Anything not edible, must be bitten to prove that it indeed isn't edible.
(Inuyasha- So true! *bites wall*)
The Law of Tricks with Liquids
Turning blood into razor-sharp blades is perfectly logical.
(Inuyasha- They also help produce a good haircut.)
The Law of Falling out Windows
Falling out a 20th story window doesn't have to kill or even injure you.
(Inuyasha- Yep! *jumps out window*)
The Law of Landing
No matter where/when you fall, you will always land on somebody.
(Inuyasha- *lands on Kagome*)
The Law of Sits
For every reaction, there is an equal and opposite Sit.
(Kagome- Sit, Boy! Inuyasha- *muffled* There's one more law proven.)
~Owari~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well did ya like it? Then tell me! Did you hate it? Then don't tell me!
Inuyasha- Ahhhh.shut up LF-chan.Anyway, people.press the button..there's ramen for you if you click it.
LF-chan- No there isnt! But leave me an email address and I'll send an Inu sprite your way!
Ja Ne!