"Craaaap!"
Sasuke groaned and rubbed at his eyes, wishing Naruto had the capabilities to just fucking lay in bed and sleep with him like a normal boyfriend would.
But no, there was always a catch when fulfilling one's dreams. Sure he got a helluva fine ass to himself after ogling it for eight, maybe ten plus years, it's just that he doesn't actually get to have it as often as he'd like.
"Naruto! Its nearly four am shut it off and come to bed." The bright lights from the other room continued to flash and change so he figured Naruto had his headphones on. Tempted to grab his own headphones sitting on the bedside table and just let Naruto kill himself with video games in order to get some sleep, Sasuke regretted ever falling for this idiot.
"Naruto", he knocked loudly on the door frame "...turn it the fuck off." When he didn't get so much as a flinch, he decided to give the beanbag a kick.
Naruto was jumping out of his skin at this and swivelling around to face him, all the while not forgetting to pause his freaking game.
"Sorry, did I wake you up?"
"Yes. Now get your ass in the bedroom or you can find someone else's bed to not keep warm while you burn your eyes in the dead of night." Naruto seemed a little uncomfortable, reaching for the controller he'd left on the ground.
Sasuke slapped his hand away and kicked the bulky thing further away.
"Go." He snapped, arm thrust towards the bedroom. Naruto opened his mouth to protest.
Grabbing the headphones – with a couple of Naruto's hairs – and tossing it on the beanbag next to Naruto, Sasuke yelled this time. "Can you not hear me! I am tired and you have work tomorrow and I am not dealing with your lazy ass in the morning if you can't be fucked getting up."
There was laughter from the speakers of the computer all of a sudden and Naruto ducked his head in dread. Sasuke went red and wished he'd just ignored this idiot just this once.
Dude, was that your boyfriend or your mother?
Ouch, someone's taking the couch.
Go on Naruto, we can defeat this fire breathing dragon on our own but you clearly can't ignore yours.
Naruto ordinarily would have cracked up at their jokes but the look in Sasuke's eyes told him this was not the time and for once he got the message.
"Guys…he can hear you."
The laughter stopped. Silence.
Kiba how dare you call Sasuke a fire-breathing dragon!
Me? I—what—no—I—uhm…
Naruto hit the power button, desperate to end the life threatening situation. Obediently standing up he kept his head down and slowly passed Sasuke.
"Uh, sorry. Good night?" He fidgeted a moment in front of him before risking it and planting a kiss on Sasuke's lips before he bolted for the bedroom lest he be mauled by his demon boyfriend.