You may think you know everything you need to know about him. You may think you know his stories, his tales, his truths and his lies. Well you don't. You really have no idea what he was like. Well now, I am going to tell you and I think he would have wanted me to. So if you're ready for mystery, suspense and a love like no other then I will begin.
But before I start, if you're reading this, Holmes, which would be a bloody miracle if you were, then I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all the times I doubted you. I'm sorry I complained about your constant playing of that bloody violin at three in the morning. I'm sorry if I let you down. I am truly sorry Sherlock. I am.