Yes i know i should be working on Complicated Attraction but when i had a writers block last time i had to get my mind off that and my school work that was taking a lot of my creative energy. Also i got this stuck in my head when i was in Wal-Mart last when a guy check out my butt when i was bending down. Yeah it happened. It is not long and will consist of more chapters each in Wal-Mart where Jack will flirt shamelessly. Eventually they will get together when i run out of ideas for them in Wal-Mart. Unlike Complicated Attraction this is supposed to be Humor filled so i hope you laugh. Rating may change.
Anyways i do not own Rise of the Guardians.
Can I Help You
"Where is it damnit," a tan man swears looking at the shelves that are only half filled. The tall man runs both hands through his grey blue hair, locking fingers behind his neck, angular face point toward the painted ceiling, beams, and dull lights eyes closed.
His slim but muscular body covered in a tight dark green shirt that says "Bunny's Construction," printed over the back. A picture of a tall bunny, arms crossed, holding a hammer and a tool belt around the waist. Dark wash baggy blue jeans covering muscled legs covered in dirt, cement, and who knows what else.
"Come on Aster," he says to himself, "It has to be somewhere." Opening his eyes again he searches the shelves again for his favorite snack crackers.
Bending over he checks to see if there are any in the very back of the shelves. He almost falls into the shelves though when he hears a voice behind him.
"Well hello there nice ass. Is there anything that I can do for you?" The voice practically purrs as Aster braces his hands breathing in slowly.
After slowing down his heart rate Aster stands to his full height turning around slowly. When he turns around he does not expect to see a boy looking to be around 17 staring at him. He has on the brown slacks of all Wal-Mart employees and a blue shirt but wearing a zip up hoody over it. On his head sits a blue beanie with a snowflake white hair peeking out the bottom. Name tag on the right side of his chest saying Jack.
"What did you fucking say asshat?" Aster growls out to the boy. All he can think to himself is this albino freak just checked out his ass at 2am and all he wants to do is go home.
Jack smirks at him, "Well I believe I asked if there was something I could do for you. I noticed you were looking for something." Jack bright blue eyes rack over Aster licking his lips.
Aster takes a step back trying to stay calm, "Umm, No Thanks mate." He turns back to shelves expecting the boy to move on not what happens next.
Jack slides up beside him pushing up against Asters arm, "I am sure I can help you with something….Bunny."
Aster moves away quickly, "Like I said no ya drongo I don't see what I want so I think I will leave."
"Aww come on Bunny I am sure there is something good you see." Jack moves around to the front of Aster quickly though Aster would have sworn he never moved. Bastards light on his feet.
"What did you call me? I have a name and it is not bunny," Aster shoulders past Jack just to be blocked again.
"Your shirt says Bunnymund construction and that is family owned around Burgess. What is your name then?" Jack hands are held behind his back as he rocks back and forth on his feet smiling large with mischievousness in his eyes.
"My name is not Bunny and like I would tell you what it really is frostbite." Aster turns around to head down the other side of the isle.
"Hmmm well then, Kangaroo, I guess you don't want theses." Jack calls to him causing Aster to turn around fuming.
"What did you just call me? I am not a kanga…," Aster s cut off when something smacks into his chest and he moves quick to catch it looking down at hands now holding a package of his favorite crackers.
"Well aren't you quick as a bunny," Jack now says in front of him as he leans up and on his toes to whisper in Asters ear. "Wonder what other bunny tributes you have?"
Jack blows on Asters ear causing him to shiver before turning away swinging his hips lightly as Aster stares after then back at his hand. Aster shakes his head face full of question turning around to make his way to the checkout counter.
Thank you for reading and if you have not and want to check out my other story Complicated Attraction that i am writing n at the same time. It is an AU based on the 1940's. Hope you enjoyed and if you have any ideas of Jackrabbits or ideas for Wal-Mart Romance you want to see my inbox is open. Until next time. Rating may change.