Reflection Perfection!
Mulder's confrontation with a mirror!
By X-Phile Tom. (Tom Riley).
Mulder steps forward to face his bathroom mirror.
"Who's that fine Fox i'm looking at?"
"i think its yourself"
"who said that?"
"it was me!"
"me who"
"what do you mean me who, me you."
"am i talking to myself again?"
"yes im afraid you are"
"great my psychiatrist said i was making progress."
"apparently she was wrong"
"cant blame a gal for trying"
"amen to that"
"so whats new we haven't spoken in a while"
"true, true although there was that time in the car outside the house on that case"
"yea that was fun we almost coked to death"
a noise comes from outside someone has just walked into Mulder's apartment
"uh-oh thats Scully i told her to come here at 2pm to talk over out assighnment"
"you idiot"
"now we have to wait to talk again"
"im sorry"
Scully walks in behind Mulder.
"Mulder who on earth are you talking to?"
"Jesus Scully you could have knocked first"
"sorry Mulder but who were you talking to?"
Mulder looks around desperate for an excuse.
" ummm urrrr"
"do we need to go back to doctor lombard about your problems again Mulder?"
"NO, i was just umm talking to errr, the aligator in the sewer yea he can hear me through the sink hole i swear!"
"Mulder i think we need to go back to the psychologist to have you checked out."
"NO NEVER!"
"but why not Mulder its just one exam?"
"you dont understand they might abduct me again"
"dont be stupid Mulder, lets go"
Mulder pushes her out the way and runs into the front room he grabs his gun and the sits on the sofa.
"NEVER, im not going and you cant make me"
"now your just being childish!"
"nuh-uh"
"cmon Mulder ill let you hold my hand in the exam and im sure youll get a lollie pop!"
"YAY lollie pop!"
"letsgo."
after a silent and awkward car journey Scully found it was hard to drive while Mulder was clutched her hand as though his life depended on it, they finally got to the psychiatrits.
"what can i do for agent Mulder today Miss Scully?"
"he was talking to himself again and now he thinks theres an alagator in his sink."
"i see"
"i dont wanna do the test Scully im scared"
"its ok Mulder im here"
the exam began and after an hour or so of tests they had a conclusion!
"it seems agent Mulder is well insane"
"and that means?"
"hes an idiot!"
"hey! Meanie"
Mulder punches the doctor knocking her out cold
"Mulder why did you do that!"
"pff dont mother me Scully and where is my God dammed lollie pop"
"you dont get one"
Mulder punches Scully knocked her out cold aswell
"your all meanies the only person whose intresting to talk to is me, now where do they keep the mirrors in tis place?"
sorry its kind of long, its what would happen if Mulder went insane lol, i srtarted out just wanting to do him talking to himself but inspiration carried it on into a short story hope you like it and it gave you some laughs! Review if u want but dont feel obligated!