Disclaimer - OK trying to remember what too place here, Oh yea that's it, I
don't own Stargate Sg1 or any of the Characters. Imagine the power trip!
Oh and I don't make any money either from writing the story. Pity I could
use it at the moment!!
Any kind of donations (, uh I mean reviews would be greatly appreciated!
Ok so this is written from Sam's POV but is a parallel story to Fluff and Nonsense which is Jack's POV of the situation. They can be read separately or together whatever you like!
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For crying out Loud
Ignore him. He seems too be doing the same too you so what does it matter. Concentrate Sam. Yes explain to the General how far on your are with project Y. Is he rolling his eyes? Flash him a look before you shift body to avoid watching his every move. Jack do you have to rove your eyes over my body like that? Ok push all turned on feelings too, too somewhere else. You have more than half your speech to give, and you cannot be concentrating on Colonel Pain in the Ass for that long. Ah Daniel, you always listen. Like a good pupil. Jack on the other hand would be sitting in the corner with a dunce cap on. Oh concentrate General is speaking.
"Is the project still on schedule Major?
"Yes Sir. We have some tests too run this afternoon. The tests will be reviewed in the labs over the weekend and if all goes well we will be going ahead on Monday"
Are his eyes going funny? He looks dizzy, is he ok? S'ok Tealc has also noticed so if anything is wrong he'll sort it. Ah so there's nothing wrong. He's just acting like a bored schoolchild because he can. Thankyou so much for your support Colonel I greatly appreciate it. I also thankyou for disrupting my brief for Tealc and all others present. Do you have to do that with your lips? Mmm those lips and eyes. Ah slides changing. Yes this is a picture of something. Concentrate. Concentrate. I'll get you for that Jack, what happened to no flirting on base especially in front of our CO? You are in so much trouble.
That's right Daniel, flash him on of your impatient looks. That'll get him. Now I can finish. Not long now. Now what? Oh yes explain to the General what information your hoping to gain from the tests. Would it be against the rules to tell him how your planning on murdering the Colonel when you get your hands on him? He may be able too give me some pointers! Well that's it. No nothing too add Sir, except some bloodshed!
That has too be one of the most irritating, longest briefings. Why do you have to be a moron Jack? Always when it is me up there, not when it's Daniel or anyone. Do I do the same too you? No I wouldn't dream of it. You'd kick my ass if I didn't listen to every command, every thought. But I guess now we are 'we' it's a little different. Well that's the last straw. Yes I am glaring at you Jack. And you know why. We are going too have a nice long chat. Oh sorry Daniel I didn't hear you speaking too me there. Oh for crying out loud! How does the man disappear so fast?
"Yes Daniel, No problem, just leave the info on my desk. We still on for tomorrow night you two?"
"Yes Major Carter, Daniel Jackson and myself will bring the pizza and the movie"
"See you tomorrow night Sam, 7.30 at Jacks right?"
"Yeah, I got too fly. See you later"
Ah yes, there he is waiting for the elevator. Perfect. Don't worry I've my card ready. Here we are. Heading up, yes you have a right to look uncomfortable. Just let me stop the elevator a moment. Now we have nowhere to go.
Any kind of donations (, uh I mean reviews would be greatly appreciated!
Ok so this is written from Sam's POV but is a parallel story to Fluff and Nonsense which is Jack's POV of the situation. They can be read separately or together whatever you like!
~~~~~~~~~~~
For crying out Loud
Ignore him. He seems too be doing the same too you so what does it matter. Concentrate Sam. Yes explain to the General how far on your are with project Y. Is he rolling his eyes? Flash him a look before you shift body to avoid watching his every move. Jack do you have to rove your eyes over my body like that? Ok push all turned on feelings too, too somewhere else. You have more than half your speech to give, and you cannot be concentrating on Colonel Pain in the Ass for that long. Ah Daniel, you always listen. Like a good pupil. Jack on the other hand would be sitting in the corner with a dunce cap on. Oh concentrate General is speaking.
"Is the project still on schedule Major?
"Yes Sir. We have some tests too run this afternoon. The tests will be reviewed in the labs over the weekend and if all goes well we will be going ahead on Monday"
Are his eyes going funny? He looks dizzy, is he ok? S'ok Tealc has also noticed so if anything is wrong he'll sort it. Ah so there's nothing wrong. He's just acting like a bored schoolchild because he can. Thankyou so much for your support Colonel I greatly appreciate it. I also thankyou for disrupting my brief for Tealc and all others present. Do you have to do that with your lips? Mmm those lips and eyes. Ah slides changing. Yes this is a picture of something. Concentrate. Concentrate. I'll get you for that Jack, what happened to no flirting on base especially in front of our CO? You are in so much trouble.
That's right Daniel, flash him on of your impatient looks. That'll get him. Now I can finish. Not long now. Now what? Oh yes explain to the General what information your hoping to gain from the tests. Would it be against the rules to tell him how your planning on murdering the Colonel when you get your hands on him? He may be able too give me some pointers! Well that's it. No nothing too add Sir, except some bloodshed!
That has too be one of the most irritating, longest briefings. Why do you have to be a moron Jack? Always when it is me up there, not when it's Daniel or anyone. Do I do the same too you? No I wouldn't dream of it. You'd kick my ass if I didn't listen to every command, every thought. But I guess now we are 'we' it's a little different. Well that's the last straw. Yes I am glaring at you Jack. And you know why. We are going too have a nice long chat. Oh sorry Daniel I didn't hear you speaking too me there. Oh for crying out loud! How does the man disappear so fast?
"Yes Daniel, No problem, just leave the info on my desk. We still on for tomorrow night you two?"
"Yes Major Carter, Daniel Jackson and myself will bring the pizza and the movie"
"See you tomorrow night Sam, 7.30 at Jacks right?"
"Yeah, I got too fly. See you later"
Ah yes, there he is waiting for the elevator. Perfect. Don't worry I've my card ready. Here we are. Heading up, yes you have a right to look uncomfortable. Just let me stop the elevator a moment. Now we have nowhere to go.