(Legal Junk : I don't own My Little Pony. So there. Ha to you. Ha. Ha. HA
HA!!!!!
Errr...don't steal my stuff or anybody elses or I'll send Munnchy after you.)
~~~~~~~~~~~ Munchy's Escape ~~~~~~~~~~~
By Rainbow Dreams
*
There once was a pony
and her name was Munchy
she'd sneak out at night
to find somebody crunchy
*
All the other ponies
were very scared
that one night they'd hear her hooves
on their front stairs
*
So Munchy was chained
Left out at night,
even when it rained
and the dark gave her frights
*
Munchy was sad
and hungry for meat
plus with the cold
she could never sleep
*
So she crafted a plan
so that she could escape
it involved some scissors, a chain saw
and a little duct-tape
*
Munchy prepared
all of the night
to get the supplies
and prepare for flight
*
Munchy
came up with about
two trillion lies
and got a dumb servant
to bring the supplies
*
So Munchy began to make a clatter
and when the guards came to see
what was the matter
she taped shut their mouths
and cut off their keys
*
She unlocked the door,
and used the saw
to cut off the chains
and they fell to the floor
*
So Munchy escaped
into the night
and no one could catch her
so swift was her flight
*
Now to this day
we all can here
Munchy's laughter
it sounds very queer!
*
There once was a pony
and her name was Munchy
she'd sneak out at night
to find somebody crunchy
*
The End
*
::Crunch::
*
(Notes on Munchy's Escape: I came up with this poem for a My Little Pony poetry contest. I was a runner up and won some show stable accsessories! I think this is hilarious :})
Errr...don't steal my stuff or anybody elses or I'll send Munnchy after you.)
~~~~~~~~~~~ Munchy's Escape ~~~~~~~~~~~
By Rainbow Dreams
*
There once was a pony
and her name was Munchy
she'd sneak out at night
to find somebody crunchy
*
All the other ponies
were very scared
that one night they'd hear her hooves
on their front stairs
*
So Munchy was chained
Left out at night,
even when it rained
and the dark gave her frights
*
Munchy was sad
and hungry for meat
plus with the cold
she could never sleep
*
So she crafted a plan
so that she could escape
it involved some scissors, a chain saw
and a little duct-tape
*
Munchy prepared
all of the night
to get the supplies
and prepare for flight
*
Munchy
came up with about
two trillion lies
and got a dumb servant
to bring the supplies
*
So Munchy began to make a clatter
and when the guards came to see
what was the matter
she taped shut their mouths
and cut off their keys
*
She unlocked the door,
and used the saw
to cut off the chains
and they fell to the floor
*
So Munchy escaped
into the night
and no one could catch her
so swift was her flight
*
Now to this day
we all can here
Munchy's laughter
it sounds very queer!
*
There once was a pony
and her name was Munchy
she'd sneak out at night
to find somebody crunchy
*
The End
*
::Crunch::
*
(Notes on Munchy's Escape: I came up with this poem for a My Little Pony poetry contest. I was a runner up and won some show stable accsessories! I think this is hilarious :})