Hiya people! This story is made out of boredom. My friend (Maite) and me (Cristina) are doing this out of boredom. So, just enjoy this Hogwarts fic okay? For me!!!!!! Oh, and review please!

Disclaimer Shit: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY

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** Cristina's House **

Cristina: DIE DICK HEAD!! :: slams her fist on keyboard, computer shuts down, not good o.o ::

Maite: I think you killed it o.o;;

Cristina: No, really?

Maite: Yes really

Cristina: Okay :: sits down and kicks a piece of corn ::

Maite: I think you killed the corn

Cristina: Shut the hell up with killing things, will ya?

Maite: I think you killed the…

Cristina: ARGH!! :: strangles Maite to bits ::

Maite: Fuck you! :: strangles Cristina to da ground and jumps on her ::

Cristina: Shit! My eyeball! It's getting squished! .o

:: An owl flys into the window and drops two letters ::

:: Annoying song starts to play ::

Maite: What the fuck is that thing in the window?

Cristina: I'm not worried about that blob in the window, I'm worried about that fucking music playing. Where's it coming from?

Maite: Um, Cristina, that's an owl not a blob

Cristina: Oh… really?

Maite: Ya, really

Cristina: Cool

Maite: Mhmm

Cristina: :: stares ::

Maite: :: stares back O.o ::

Cristina: :: looks at the letters on the ground ::

Maite: Pretty =P

Cristina: Let's go look!

Maite: Oky dae!

:: They open the letters ::

Cristina: Hey, there's a smudge on your letter

Maite: Nope, that's part of the jelly donut I ate =P

Cristina: Yummy :) :: eats the smudge ::

Maite: :: reads letter ::



Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

:funny designs:

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. Of Wizards)

Dear Mrs. So and Soe,

We aren't pleased to inform you that you fat asses are accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (though we don't know how). Go look for an enclosed piece of paper that tells you what you need. Now go away, were eating right now…

Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall

Cristina: What the hell… o.o

Maite: Did you understand any frickin thing this letter said?

Cristina: I don't understand anything…

Maite: :: looks at piece of paper that has materials and crap on it :: What the fuck is this? We need a wand?

Cristina: Cool, now I can get that new flavor of donut I always wanted!

Maite: And where exactly are we supposed to get this?

Cristina: The Supermarket?

Maite: Ya, what a great idea!

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** Winn Dixie **

Maite: :: grabs a cook book :: Could this be the Standard Book of Spells?

Cristina: I think so, it has a spoon, and ingredients and all that other witch crap :: Puts it in their little basket thing ::

Cristina: Hey I think I found a wand!

Maite: Where?

Cristina: This stick :: shows her a stick of beef jerky ::

Maite: Oh, cool!! I think I found a robe :: shows her curtain fabric ::

Cristina: This is easy shopping for this stuff

:: Maite and Cristina buy what they need and go home ::

Maite: Okay, now it tells us to go to Platform 9 and ¾ which is in… London…

Cristina: ROAD TRIP!!!

Maite: Sweet! Let's go on a road trip… Wait… Do you know how to drive?

Cristina: Sure! It can't be that hard!

Maite: Okay…

:: They hijack someone's pickup truck and put their stuff in the back. On the way to London they do 6 hit and runs and 12 crashes ::

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** 10:30 a.m. Platform 9 and ¾ **

Maite: Okay let's go! :: Closes her eyes and marches forward. Splats into a wall ::

Cristina: Watch a pro do that! :: Runs into the wall and jumps in the air, does two turns, and goes splat on the wall… Or so she thought ::

Maite: :: Watches Cristina fly through the wall :: o.o :: Takes their stuff and walks through the wall, just in time to see Cristina splat face flat on the ground :: Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

Cristina: :: Whimpers as people step on her :: Help… me…

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OoOoOoOo the first chapter! Didja like it? Bad, boring, good, funny, what? R/r please!! Adios! ~* Cristina and Maite