DOMINO'S STUPIDEST HOME VIDEOS!
BY CELTIC GUARDIAN PRINCESS
CHAPTER 1
Disclaimer: Anything here, I don't own. Ryoko owns herself, I own CGP, and Domo Kashi owns absolutely nothing.
CGP: I'm back, and look what I got! *holds box up*
Joey: Donuts?
CGP: *sweatdrop* No.
Chibi Celtic Guardian: Hom Viweos?
CGP: Yep! ^__^
Everyone else: Oh no…
CGP: Chibi Celty! VCR please!
CCG: Hewe!
CGP: This one's of Ryoko!
Ryoko: It better not be the one I'm thinking of!
CGP: Uh…maybe?
Video 1
Ryoko: *online* Hmm… Oh! Sir Fluzz fic! *pulls out Fluzz plushy* *reading from fic*
Oi! I'm Sir Fluzzledegook the 2923 1/10! Call me Fluzz! Hehe, I love Fluzz.
CGP: *laughing so hard she falls out of closet* Um…Hi Ryoko?
Ryoko: You filmed that? Get back here Princess!
Screen goes fuzzy
End video
Everybody: *laughing*
Ryoko: Shut up!
CGP: To make you feel better, here's one of Domo!
Video 2
Domo: *typing* Oh Tea, how I love you. How you appear in all my dreams. How I want to touch your smooth skin. Your eyes of cerulean, your hair of auburn. I love you Tea. From Domo.
CGP: *sitting on his bed* You heard it first! Domo loves Tea! Hey, Domo! Send it.
Domo: *does so* AH! Princess, that wasn't for Tea, it was for, uh… Mai!
CGP: Really? I could have sworn you said: Tea, I love you! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Domo is seen running at her*
Screen goes fuzzy
End video
Ryoko: Hey lover boy! Kissy-kissy!
Domo: Shut up Fluzz lover!
CGP: Celty! Hold Ryoko back!
CG: *does so*
CGP: Thanks. *kisses his cheek* Next, it's from Yugi!
Yami: You didn't?
Yugi: Maybe.
Video 3
Yugi: Yami, you put this *points to plug* in there *points to electrical outlet* and turn it on.
Yami: Okay. *does so* (a/n: Yami has long blonde hair at the time.) *vacuum doesn't work* Work dammit! *mind crushes it*
Vacuum: *blows up*
Yami: *now has weird hair* Shit.
end video
Everyone: *stare*
Yami: *stare back*
CGP: UH, well, next video! Oh, it's an outtake!
Video 4
Scene: Rebecca challenges Solomon
Rebecca: I'm 8.
Joey: Yeah, inches tall.
Rebecca: *turns super saiyan (a/n: If I spelled it wrong, do not kill me. I don't know how to spell it)* You dare to mock me?
Joey: *so scared he wets his pants* Mommy…
Director (me): CUT! Joey, gross. Go clean up! And Rebecca, stick to the script!
End video
Seto: Well, the mutt got scared by an 8 year old?
CGP: Shut up. Well, that's it. Next chapter I'll put in more that I came up with and if anyone bothers to review, I'll use those too, and give them credit. And if you don't want yours on ff.net, then e-mail it to me. And the first reviewer gets to co-host!
Everybody: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A CO-HOST!
CGP: Yes, a co-host. So, R&R! Ja ne!