Birthday Suit.
Disclaimer- I don't own Harry potter blah blah blah but if I did he wouldn't be locked in my cupboard if you know what I mean. But seriously, its all owned by JK Rowling, who I have nothing but respect for because she gave me some charries to play with. (
A crazy short story by Edgewick.
Harry: but professor.
Snape: Look I'm going to let this turn to slash Potter! I Saw you and miss Granger rushing around the halls trying to save Hogwarts again and I'm not having it! Im going to bed now, stay in my office and clean the pots or something particularly nasty.
Harry: Alright sir.
Snape exits with a copy of PlayWizard in his hands and cheesy grin.
Harry: Ok so im cleaning the office..dum..de.dum....Hang on whats this, its a grey dish thingy, ..hang on its a Pensive..let me have a look.
Flashback to Snape's past. Flash into a large ballroom type thing with red drapes and decs everywhere, Snape is stood in a group with other groups all around. Cacky classical music is playing in the background and all the women are in dresses and the guys are in suits and ties. Round in Snape who's wearing black everything..need I elaborate.
Lucius: of for crying out loud Severus cheer up!
Snape: I dont know why you dragged me to this thing Lucius I dont even know half the people here.
Lucius: Oh don't worry I told you, you know me and thats good enough.
Snape: who's birthday is it anyway?
Lucius: Rita's
Snape: Who?- oh not that nosey little slytherin who writes about everyone for the school newspaper.
Lucius: well not any more they shut the paper down because she discovered about Binns having that affair with Myrtle.
Snape: oh yes but still...and who's this girl your supposedly setting me up with?
Lucius raises his eyebrow.
Snape raises two eyebrows and panics.
Snape: oh not her! Oh please no.
Lucius: Severus, you know how much I like Narsicca
Snape: *groan* yes you only tell me 5 times a minute.
Lucius: Well the only way she'll let me get into her knickers, is if I found her friend a date. You.
Snape: I'm not happy.
Music stops, enter down the staircase a frumpy 16 year old in a scarlett red knee, length dress with red shoes and braids wearing hornrimmed glasses. Accompanied by a skinny blonde witch in pure green dress looking very beautiful etc..
Lucius and Snape: DING DONG!!!
Lucius: hands off shes mine.
Snape: I was talking about the red temptress.
Rita runs down and flings her arms round Lucius.
Rita: lucius darling!! I was so pleased you could come.
Lucius: pleasures.all mine. Hello Narsicca
Narsicca: *sigh* hello Lucius, and er.who's your friend?
Lucius: *growl* thats .
Snape: Snape, Severus Snape *kisses her hand*
Narcissa: *giiggle*
Lucius: Excuse me a moment, me and Rita are going to get some fresh air.
Rita: What????
Lucius runs out having grabbed Rita by the Arm.
Snape: I guess the birthday girl will soon be in her birthday suit.
Narcissa: that makes two of us.
Raised eyebrows everywhere.
Sorry if that wasn't too good, but its quite late and I always wanted to write that down, if you review please tell me what you want and how it could be better, I could include some action next time.
Disclaimer- I don't own Harry potter blah blah blah but if I did he wouldn't be locked in my cupboard if you know what I mean. But seriously, its all owned by JK Rowling, who I have nothing but respect for because she gave me some charries to play with. (
A crazy short story by Edgewick.
Harry: but professor.
Snape: Look I'm going to let this turn to slash Potter! I Saw you and miss Granger rushing around the halls trying to save Hogwarts again and I'm not having it! Im going to bed now, stay in my office and clean the pots or something particularly nasty.
Harry: Alright sir.
Snape exits with a copy of PlayWizard in his hands and cheesy grin.
Harry: Ok so im cleaning the office..dum..de.dum....Hang on whats this, its a grey dish thingy, ..hang on its a Pensive..let me have a look.
Flashback to Snape's past. Flash into a large ballroom type thing with red drapes and decs everywhere, Snape is stood in a group with other groups all around. Cacky classical music is playing in the background and all the women are in dresses and the guys are in suits and ties. Round in Snape who's wearing black everything..need I elaborate.
Lucius: of for crying out loud Severus cheer up!
Snape: I dont know why you dragged me to this thing Lucius I dont even know half the people here.
Lucius: Oh don't worry I told you, you know me and thats good enough.
Snape: who's birthday is it anyway?
Lucius: Rita's
Snape: Who?- oh not that nosey little slytherin who writes about everyone for the school newspaper.
Lucius: well not any more they shut the paper down because she discovered about Binns having that affair with Myrtle.
Snape: oh yes but still...and who's this girl your supposedly setting me up with?
Lucius raises his eyebrow.
Snape raises two eyebrows and panics.
Snape: oh not her! Oh please no.
Lucius: Severus, you know how much I like Narsicca
Snape: *groan* yes you only tell me 5 times a minute.
Lucius: Well the only way she'll let me get into her knickers, is if I found her friend a date. You.
Snape: I'm not happy.
Music stops, enter down the staircase a frumpy 16 year old in a scarlett red knee, length dress with red shoes and braids wearing hornrimmed glasses. Accompanied by a skinny blonde witch in pure green dress looking very beautiful etc..
Lucius and Snape: DING DONG!!!
Lucius: hands off shes mine.
Snape: I was talking about the red temptress.
Rita runs down and flings her arms round Lucius.
Rita: lucius darling!! I was so pleased you could come.
Lucius: pleasures.all mine. Hello Narsicca
Narsicca: *sigh* hello Lucius, and er.who's your friend?
Lucius: *growl* thats .
Snape: Snape, Severus Snape *kisses her hand*
Narcissa: *giiggle*
Lucius: Excuse me a moment, me and Rita are going to get some fresh air.
Rita: What????
Lucius runs out having grabbed Rita by the Arm.
Snape: I guess the birthday girl will soon be in her birthday suit.
Narcissa: that makes two of us.
Raised eyebrows everywhere.
Sorry if that wasn't too good, but its quite late and I always wanted to write that down, if you review please tell me what you want and how it could be better, I could include some action next time.