What's this? A brand new story that I probably shouldn't upload but did anyway? Yep, that's what it looks like. This is my first (uploaded) Hetalia fanfic, as well as my first Facebook!fic, so please be kind. Also, if the formatting is too difficult for you to read, let me know and I'll try to fix it. I sort of used another Facebook!fic from the Hetalia fandom and one for the Vocaloid fandom as a guide of sorts for the Facebook formatting, as well as the actual site itself.
Also, as a quick note, Kana is my OC. She doesn't really represent any sort of country, but more like Harajuku, Japan, or Hokkaido, Japan, hence the reason she shares Kiku's surname. I know that she should probably be Japan's daughter, but I'm writing another story that kind of centers around her, so I figured why confuse myself or any future readers?
Ignore any grammar/spelling mistakes. Those are on purpose. Nobody checks those things on Facebook or while they're texting. XD
Enjoy!
Saturday, May 14
Kana Honda can't wait till Alfred F Jones gets his butt over here to pick me up for our date. Hurry, Alfred!
43 minutes ago • Comment • Like
Alfred F Jones im comin! it's matt's fault, anyway.
41 ago via Facebook mobile • Like
Kana Honda Well then what is Matthew doing that doesn't let you leave for the planned date that he knows you have to go to?
37 minutes ago • Like
Matthew Williams I'm not doing anything. I'm sitting at the computer in my room. Alfred's not even here, I think he's downstairs in the living room. I'll check.
36 minutes ago • Like
Kana Honda Thanks, Matt
36 minutes ago • Like
Alfred F Jones no!1
36 minutes ago via Facebook mobile • Like
Alfred F Jones fuck
33 minutes ago via Facebook mobile • Like
Matthew Williams Yep, he's watching The Price is Right. Some lady just won a car. And I think he's drooling.
31 minutes ago • Like
Kana Honda Damn it, Alfred, if you don't get your butt over here, I'm coming over there and it won't be pretty! And why are you drooling over some lady? It's cuz she's older, isn't it?
30 minutes ago • Like
Alfred F Jones I swear, that was just water
26 minutes ago via Facebook mobile • Like (Francis Bonnefois likes this)
Kana Honda Finally, Alfred's here! I'm willing to overlook the drooling—this time only.
20 minutes ago • Comment • Like
Matthew Williams, Francis Bonnefois, and 2 others like this.
Francis Bonnefois Ah, love is a powerful thing, non? ;)
19 minutes ago • Like
Kana Honda Ugh, go away you perv!
17 minutes ago via Facebook mobile • Like (Arthur Kirkland and 72 others like this)
Francis Bonnefois Mon dieu! Surely I am not such a "pervert" that all seventy-two of you "like"d that comment?
About 17 minutes ago • Like
Elizaveta Héderváry 73, counting arthur (no i didnt like it ;D)
16 minutes ago • Like
Matthew Williams is happy to have the house to myself now =)
11 minutes ago • Comment • Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt likes this.
Gilbert Beilschmidt so does this mean u want the awesome me to come over? ;D
8 minutes ago • Like (Elizaveta Héderváry likes this)
Matthew Williams No! That's okay. I-I'll be fine.
7 minutes ago • Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt to l8 ;) im on my way now
About 3 minutes ago
Matthew Williams now suddenly I wish Alfred was here to help! Ow! Maple hockey…Go away, Gilbert!
Seconds ago • Comment • Like
Roderich Edelstein likes this.
1:05 p.m.
To: Kana Honda
From: Kiku Honda
Konnichiwa. What are you doing?
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1:05 p.m.
To: Kiku Honda
From: Kana Honda
im on my d8 w/ alfred! Wher wer u? We left a whil ago n I didnt c u
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1:08 p.m.
To: Kana Honda
From: Kiku Honda
Oh I was doing something with a friend
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1:09 p.m.
To: Kiku Honda
From: Kana Honda
Wat? W/ who? Was it hercales?
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1:10 p.m.
To: Kana Honda
From: Kiku Honda
o.o no. Now why are you texting me if you're on a date with Alfred?
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1:11 p.m.
To: Kiku Honda
From: Kana Honda
Hes in the bathroom but hes comin so bye!
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Ah, spell check hates me already XD
Well, there ya go. I know it's not that long, but I'm gonna try to make it longer with later chapters.
Anyway, I don't know about a regular updating schedule for this. It's kind of just something random for me to work on when I have writer's block or no inspiration.
[[EDIT]] I'm going to try to upload every Wednesday or Thursday. I haven't decided yet. At first, I thought I was going to upload every Monday, then the next chapter wasn't finished, so then I said Tuesday, and it wasn't done, so now it's Wednesday. Don't be mad if I don't upload it today, I'll try to upload it tomorrow. If not, wait until next week, and…I have no idea. I'll upload later today (Wednesday) or tomorrow. [[/EDIT]]
Review!
I don't own Hetalia, Facebook, or a working phone (at the moment; it's out of airtime, damn crappy ass Net10 phones), but I do own Kana!