This is the first episode of the first season of iAnna! All right, unlike some other webshows, this one actually kind of has a plot that goes through the whole season (many plots, but what's the difference)?

Disclaimer: We own nothing! Not even Laura Smith or Arabella Smith! They belong to Rob Kidd...And I suppose Zeus belongs to himself. Gypsy is pretty original...Kind of Anamaria. We call her Anna and she is the co-host.

YOU SHOULD KNOW characteristics: That this story is modern, so basically everyone is in modern clothing, except Beckett! He still looks exactly the same...Not sure why. Teague looks younger, but the same dreadlocks. Tia Dalma still has the dreads. And for Jack, he has SHORT dreadlocks! Maybe to about his shoulders...but that will change. (MWA HA HA hA HA!) Will looks the same, shorter and no facial hair. Norry...don't know. Just use your imagination! Elizabeth is about the same. Laura has red/auburn hair and brown eyes. Same goes for Arabella.

BTW: Jack, Will, Norry, Liz, and Bella are all about 13/14 in here.

Whew! Okay, that was long. Just...read now!

((Men sitting around round card table in order: Teague Sparrow, Davy Jones, Bootstrap, Zeus (yes, the Greek God), and Cutler Beckett.))

Teague: (throws chips on table) Okay, I'm in. It's a raise.

Davy: (sets down cards) Fine, I fold then. (Looks ad Teague, he smiles.) …Unless you wanted me to do that…I'm in! (Teague raises brow; Davy glares) Just how many aces do you have? Four? Two? How 'bout three?

Teague: Well-

Davy: Fine! Go fish! You happy now? (Teague frowns) No! I won't go fish…YOU GO FISH! (Stands up and runs out of room)

Beckett: What's wrong with him lately?

Zeus: (shuffles cards and grumbles) Something's always wrong with him. (Fans self with cards) Teague, why is it always so hot in your garage?

Beckett: Yeah! I'm taking my coat off.

Teague: (moans) Please let there be something under there…

Beckett: Oh! One time! (Drops coat on floor; Beckett wears "The World Needs More Hugs" t-shirt)

Zeus: (stares…disturbingly) That's it, I'm out of here. (Sets cards down and walks away)

Teague: Hold it! You owe me 30 dollars!

Zeus: Oh! Is that right "Mr. Ace?"

Teague: What? (Points) This is a game of HONOR! (Card falls out of sleeve; Tries to stash it back hurriedly)

Zeus: Ri-i-ight. (Claps hands and leaves in puff of smoke and lightening)

Beckett: I think you should have hugged him if you wanted him to stay.

Teague: What is wrong with your brain? (Turns to Bootstrap and grins) Chickens. I only had two queens! (Bootstrap is grinning absent-mindedly)

Bootstrap: Where did you get that shirt?

Beckett: (leans in) Oh, I have connections! (Beckett and Bootstrap go into a sort of 'girl chat' mode. Teague throws cards in air and bangs head on hands on table)

Anamaria: (walks through door) Guys! Get up and ready! Everybody is waiting in the bus and Tia is getting impatient! (Pauses and looks at everybody) …If this wasn't normal I'd be scared.

Teague: (stands and walks around table. Grabs two by collars and lifts) You done yet?

Beckett: Um…You're stretching out the cotton and -- OW! (Teague drops them)

Anamaria: (rolls eyes) Let's go. (Gypsy runs into room wearing tank top and sweat jacket)

Gypsy: Anna, have you seen my blue and silver tee…that says… (Stops and stares at Beckett) "The world needs more-" …DAMN IT BECKETT! THAT'S MY BEST SHIRT!

Beckett: And now you see why I needed it!

Gypsy: Give. It.

Beckett: But- (Gypsy gives death glare) Fine Ms. Meanie-bo-Beanie! (Takes of shirt and hands to Gypsy)

Gypsy: (smells shirt) Aw man! Now I'm gonna have to burn it! (Turns to Anna) Have you seen my maroon shirt with the gold crown?

Anna: …(Frozen) MY EYES! (Shields eyes)

Bootstrap: I'm sure you won't have to burn it! (Takes shirt and 'Fabreezes' it; Presses shirt to face)

Gypsy: (slaps Anna) Where's my maroon shirt?

Anna: (does double-take (dashes head back and forth) My question is why you smelled your Becket-worn shirt!

Gypsy: And my question is why Bootstrap carries around a mini Fabreeze bottle! (Points to Bootstrap inhaling deeply)

Teague: And my question is why am I here!!

Gypsy: That's it! Anna, get Tia to pull the bus around. Bootstrap, find Beckett a shirt. Teague, you hae a loophole free contract and all of your lives or in my notebook. Got it? Ready? GO!

((Most of characters on bus in order: Tia is driving, Beckett. Next aisle, left to right: Anamaria and Gypsy, Teague and Laura, Bootstrap, then Jack, Will, and Norry.))

Beckett: Anna, at the mall can I shop at JCPenny?

Anamaria: (eyes cautiously) Why not? We're all on our own there and it's a free country and WHY?

Beckett: (examines nails) No reason…Is there a place to get your nails done at the mall?

Laura: (reading shopping catalogue) I think Victoria Secret is giving them half off with a free coupon.

Beckett: Great! (Turns to seat with Norry, Will, and Jack.) Norry, do you want-

Norry: GAWD, NO!

Beckett: Fine! Suit yourself! (Leans towards Tia) I'll pick him something out, anyway.

Jack: Hey, Laura! Where's Bella and Liz?

Laura: They're meeting us there at Culver's. (Turns to Jack) You should work there, too. Earn some money! Bella says they're still hiring.

Teague: Yeah, (mumbles) save for college.

Jack: Why? I have a college fund!

Teague: No you don't.

Jack: (shifts head) La-a-a-aura?

Laura: (hits Teague on shoulder) You know there's money in there!

Teague: Yeah! Money from planet Make It Up!

Bootstrap: (head still buried in Gypsy's shirt) Mmmph-a-gumph!

Jack: What?

Bootstrap: (raises head) I'd still like to go there one day.

Laura: And to do what, Bootstrap?

Bootstrap: My father told me it was my destiny to conquer the Make It Up people!

Teague: And wasn't your father also on meth?

Bootstrap: No he wasn't!

Teague: Bootstrap, he tried to sell it to me!!

Bootstrap: So?

Teague: WE WERE EIGHT!

Jack: Will, you come from a disturbed family.

Will: (leans over seat) Dad…There is no planet Make It Up!

Bootstrap: Says you! (Slips shirt over head) And I'll do it with the power of cross-dressing! (stands up and does heroic pose)

Tia: Down in the back! I can't see through da back window!

Laura: (looks up at Bootstrap) That really is a nice shirt.

Gypsy: (turns to Anna) Is that shirt really more popular than me?

Anna: Yes. (Gypsy yanks hair) OW!

Jack: What about Davy? Is he coming?

Tia: Um, I think he said he had to pick up da crew.

Bootstrap: Why isn't he picking me up? I'm part of the Dutchman! I mean, come on! It's like I hardly work anymore!

Teague: I think there's a reason for that.

Tia: (stops bus) Okay! I can't drive anymore! Teague, you do it!

((Now Teague is driving, Jack is behind him, Tia is next to Laura, and Beckett is next to Bootstrap)

Jack: Are we there yet?

Teague: Shut up.

Jack: Are we there yet?

Teague: Shut up.

Jack: Are we there yet?

Teague: Shut up!

Jack: I joined a killer gang in California!

Teague: Shut up.

Jack: (claps hands eagerly) This is fun!

Gypsy: Ooh! Let me try! (scoots over across row next to Jack) I sold your first guitar at the pawn shop!

Anamaria: Gypsy!

Teague: No you didn't! That thing's locked up in my closet under…under my magazines and…

Laura: And what, Teague?

Teague: THEY'RE BOOTSTRAP'S! Okay?

Bootstrap: My what? The only magazines I have are Will's and the ones Beckett loaned me!

Norry: Will, your family is disturbed!

Laura: Teague?

Teague: Ew…What! NOT THOSE! …Oh look! We're here! (Swerves bus violently)

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