"Tonight's a night to celebrate!" exclaimed Goku as he and two other people, his friend Piccolo and his frenemy Vegeta, entered a local bar in the small town of Valley Lake, about 30 miles southwest of Korin's tower.
"Celebrate what, Kakarot? There is nothing to celebrate!" Vegeta said.
"I don't even think I want to know." said Piccolo, who took a seat in a bar stool up at the counter.
"What'll ye have?" asked the bartender to the green man w/ pointy ears.
"Water." Piccolo told the bartender.
"Water? Why water?" the bartender questioned.
"Just give me the water"
"Why not vodka or rum or--" the bartender stopped when Piccolo gave him a look of certain death. "Right. Water it is." said the bartender nervously.
Meanwhile, Goku was sitting over at the other side of the counter gulping down a two-liter pitcher of budweiser. Vegeta sat at the table behind him. 'Maybe I should join in on his joviality.' Vegeta thought as he got up and joined Goku in his fun.
(20 minutes, 8 Jack Daniels shots, 1 martini, and 1 margarita later)
A/N: Both boys were pretty damn hammered now.
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NOT FRIENDS.." They both sang in unison, and while drunk as hell.
"It...it's time I announ- (hiccup) announ- (hiccup) said why I came to get fucking hammered tonight!" Goku slurred "It's about fucking time!(hiccup)" Vegeta said