Bill: Our story continues. But before we go off on a total limb, why
don't we introduce our characters?
Ted: I suppose we shall do that, Bill.
Bill: Well, the first chick is called Madison. She's sort of a
gothic, strange chick but she still totally turns me on! Goths are
kinda cool…hehe….necrophilia….
Madison falls from the sky.
Madison: DAMN YOU! NECROPHILIA IS GROSS! (I WROTE THAT ON MY ARM JUST
TO STATE IT TO EVERYONE THAT PASSES!)
Bill: How'd you get here?
Madison: …….for me to know and you to wonder about.
Subdued laughter can be heard as Madison explodes into a Madison-
shaped cloud that floats away. And there is NOTHING LEFT!.
Bill: Anyways, she of course, is short, and due to her irish
ancestry, she is shrinking slowly. She has short, blood red hair and
greenish blue eyes. She highly prefers art of any sort, especially
her own, and old music such as the type me and Ted here like. Most
excellent!
Ted: And now we have Sara. She's a blonde….and totally savory.
Actually, she has pink hair ALSO! She's got blue eyes and she's
totally psycho and sarcastic. She is most spontaneous. Sara likes
rock music of all sort and enjoys playing the guitar in her band with
Madison, who's a bassist! I wonder if Death would like Madison!
Bill: Hey Ted…notice how there is two of us and two of them?
Ted:….yeah…
[both] FOUR WAY!!!!!!!
They exchange high fives and do the guitar ritual.
Bill: Now that you are well informed of the stars, let's follow them
as they go on their many bodacious adventures!
Ted: Sounds familiar….
Two girls walk into a dim room.
Sara: What the hell?
Madison: Yay! Darkness!
[Random Voice]: Would you…
A light turns on, revealing a overly happy English man with a lisp.
Guy: Like to buy a housh?
Madison: Are you the sales person?
Guy: No, I'm the janitor. I used to shell houshesh. People never took
me sheriously though. I'd just shmile and they'd laugh in my facesh
and shut the door.
Sara: Dude, we only asked if you were a sales person…
Madison: We didn't need a life story, 'Oh grinning one'.
There was a moment of blankness.
Sara: Why do you smile so much?
The man still kept smiling.
Madison: Slowly…
The girls crept out of the room.
Madison: Let's just be thankful we didn't see a hand-
Sara: THAT WASN'T ATTACHED TO A BODY!
Laughter.
Madison: Wait…
A large detached hand walks by.
Sara: Whoa…uh…hand!
They stood there baffled when all of a sudden a strange child with
glasses walks up to them.
Pat: I see you have interest in buying living space, I presume.
Madison: Yeah…we went to your office but a strange looking Englishman
greeted us.
Pat: Ah, yes, Rob! Don't mind him, he's corrupted; Anyway, I'm
Patrick Idzik, and these are my associates, Christos and Joe.
Two strange people enter, one falls from the sky; the other comes
from a sewer.
Pat: Now, we might be awful stupid looking, but we can "Make you an
offer you can't refuse!"
Sara: Madison's dad! Haaa! (WE WILL EXPLAIN LATER)
Joe: Now, you've herd the news of Steve Mercury?
Madison: Mmmyes, most tragic death.
Joe: That is Co-o-orrect!
Sara: Game show host?
Joe's face darkens in pinkness.
Madison: Oh no….
Pat: Anyway-
Christos: We're willing to sell you his mansion.
Pat: You cut me off you worthless piece of ass castings!
He ignores Pat.
Christos: Many other people will be renting out specific rooms, but
don't be alarmed! We ALWAYS check their backgrounds!
Evil grin.
Sara: Whenever someone says that in the movies, trouble lies ahead.
Christos: I'll throw in a free box set of 'Cowboy Bebop' episodes…?
Sara and Madison immediately bought the house.
Pat: Here's the code to the gate of the house. Twas' wonderful
selling to you! Farewell!
The three walk away, scheming their next plans.
Bill and Ted have returned!
Bill: Madison and Sara had all their belongings in a trunk, but had
to stop at Madison's house, as usual.
Their cab stopped at her house.
Madison: Wait here, and I'll give you a Twinkie.
Ted: The cab driver was unusually fat. Fat people would normally be
angered at such a comment, but this driver was known by the name of
Elyk, and because the WE'RE the narrators, we can cause them to like
ANYTHING!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Bill: Dude Ted…you're psycho…Anyways, as Madison and Sara enter
Madison's house, her mother rushes to them.
Mom: Don't forget to wear your rosaries in the house!
They proceeded to do so, and then entered the sunroom.
Ted: Madison's dad (The most Italian mafia man that ever existed, and
was John Gotti
the 2nd.) was playing Pool with a few of his BLK friends.
A BLK guy shoots in the 8 ball to win the game.
BLK guy: " Yeah sucka! I won this shit!"
Madison's dad motioned his bodyguards to break the BLK's man legs.
BLK guy: O SIT! I BE SCREWED LIKE A MUG!
Other BLK guy: Mickedy fickedy, let's play some basketball!
The black guys leave.
Madison: Hi dad!
She kissed his pinky ring as she got on one knee.
JohnG2nd: So what are you doin' here?
Madison: Grabbing my adorable collection of "nothings", preferably a
panda plushie.
Madison's mom was watching the 'Ten Commandments', mouthing every
word.
She had 10 priests with their priesty bonks around her, just in case
a sinnly thing spontaneously happens. If you haven't noticed, the
family was loaded with cash!
Madison gathered her "nothings' collection into a backpack and jumped
into the cab with Sara, handing the driver his Twinkie. Sara watched
in disgust as he swallowed it whole. This dude could eat the world
and ask for seconds.
Elyk- Where to?
Sara-Oakland, California.
Elyk- NO WAY! THAT'S ABOUT 2000000 MILES AWAY FROM HERE!
Madison holds up a box of Twinkies.
Elyk- OFF WE GO!
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Bill: The girls arrive in Oakland, California, where they are amazed
at the size of the house they're going to live in!
Ted: It was most excellent, with about a gazillion rooms, a humongous
pool with excellent waterslides, tennis courts and an electronic
room, complete with DDR and even a roller coaster!
Bill: Yea, when he was alive that Mercury dude was an extreme kinda
fellow! Wonder if he liked Zeppelin…
***
Madison and Sara are on the ground in front of the estates, foaming
at the mouth with Xs in their eyes.
Sara: A GRAND HAPPINESS HAS OCCURRED!
Madison: This is better than SUMMERVILLE SANDWICHES!
Sara: I have a feeling that this is going to be the single, most
hilarious twist of fate we have ever landed upon.
Madison: I have the same feeling, but I also feel like we're going to
meet the weirdest people ever.
Sara: We will. I noticed the evil grin on Chris's face when he was
talking about the people.
They stand there silently, gaping at the enormous house.
Sara: Let's go in! Where's the code thing?
Madison: I have it.
She takes out a piece of paper and reads 696969.
Madison: Grr. Overly horny kinkmeister who made this code up.
Sara: Steve Mercury must have been a very lonely man.
Teeheeing occurs as Madison types in the pervy access code. The gate
opens and the girls walk down the cobblestone path to the house. The
song "Love This Feeling" from DDR plays.
Sara: Yay, the comfort of techno pop music greets us!
Spontaneously, purple beef jerky began to rain from the sky.
Madison: WOW! STEVE MERCURY PUT IN ARTIFICAL CLOUDS THAT RAIN PURPLE
BEEF JERKY! HE MUST HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS WITH GUY RITCHIE!
All of a sudden, Go Go Cactus Man began to play.
Sara: Uh oh…
From the doors emerged a skinny, blonde cowboy on a horse with a
redheaded young child wearing aviator goggles riding on the back.
Andy: Yeehaw!
Ed: Weee!
All of a sudden, the horse stopped and the two riders stared.
Andy: Woah, what have we got here? Two young ladies? My oh my.
He winked.
Madison- Now I know how a midget posing as a Christmas ornament feels.
Andy: What?
Madison- Nevermind.
Madison scratches her head in thought and Sara just stands there
grinning and trying to look cute.
Edward: Yay, we have two new guests! Oooooh! I'm Ed-Ed! That's Cowboy
Andy. He's a creepy pervy lady fancier! Don't mind him, he's horny
24/7! Ewwies!
Andy blushes and grins.
Andy: That I am…heh…heh….now may I ask you two lovely girls what your
names are?
Madison: Slowly….
As Madison moves towards the entrance, Sara grabs her by her hoodie
and proceeds to say-
Sara- I'm Sara, and this is my friend Madison! We're from Chicago and
we're staying here for the rest of our lives!
She grins excessively.
Madison: REFRAIN!
Madison attempts to pull Sara into the house but they run into more
mysterious people making BLK hand motions.
Sara: I AM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MANY HOT
PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara falls over and foams at the mouth. Madison pokes her with a
stick and sneaks over to another room, shaking her head. Sara stands
back up.
Sara: Hiya!
The two guys are standing there with heart shaped eyes and wobbly
legs.
Sara:….?
The first guy, a guy with blondish brown shaggy hair regains
consciousness and says-
Mercon- Are you new here?
Sara: A-DUH! Why do you think I have my overweight taxi cab driver
hauling my bags into this place? I'm here for life!
The other guy, with green properly cut hair and green eyes says-
Cliff- Hehe…kewl. I'm Cliff, and this is my buddy Mercon. We're both
cracker rappers!
Sara's face immediately loses expression and turns pale white as she
clutches her stomach and runs away swiftly as she can.
Cliff- WE WERE ONLY KIDDING! WE WERE ONLY KIDDING!
Cliff and Mercon chase after Sara, who runs into the electronic room,
where two people, a skinny blonde dude with spikey hair and mini
glasses over a red bandana covering his eyes and a bald, buff guy who
looks 50 but is ACTUALLY 35! are playing DDR. A woman is standing
watching them, shaking her head and smoking a cigarette.
Sara: Hah…Hah….Hah….
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Madison opens a door assuming it's the kitchen. Smoke emerges as she
does so.
A tall, forest green haired, lanky man is standing there, smoking a
cigarette.
The man notices Madison, and turns toward her, aiming his spare gun
at her.
Lanky Guy: Who are you?!
Madison: Eh…Nice welcoming. I'm Madison.
-She says as she walks closer, thinking he shan't pull the trigger.
Spike gets a good look at her, realizing she's a woman, and drops gun
a bit flustered, but keeps his cool.
Madison: I suppose I should ask for your name? Tis only fair.
Lanky Guy:………..Spike…
Madison: Hmm…just to let you know early, me and my friend Sara bought
this place…looks like we'll be seeing each other more often.
Madison rummaged through the pantry, but Spike kept silent, just
watching her every movement.
Spike: Hmm….
Suddenly, another figure burst into the room, panting.
Figure: SPIKE! VASH IS PLAYING DDR…. BLIND FOLDE-EH…Why hello there.
The figure noticed Madison, and straightened up, acting like a
gentleman. He looked at Spike and grinned.
Figure: Why hello there! I'm the monk, Miroku. I ward off evil
spirits at this place, and I happen to reside here!
Madison: Blind folded?? Fun! Lead the way!
We see Sara talking to the woman smoking a cigarette, who reveals
herself to be Faye Valentine. They appear to be deeply in
conversation, not noticing the people playing DDR a few feet away
from them.
Sara:….and that's the purpose of life.
Faye: Wow. Didn't think it'd all come out to be that easy.
Sara: Yeah I know. Kinda depressing if you think about it in a way,
but at least we know we wont have to devote our lives to anything.
Faye: I suppose…seriously, living with Spike, Jet and Ed for a while
got me thinking that chasing bounties was mine.
Sara: Hmm…I'm familiar with Jet and Ed…who's Spike?
Spike, Miroku and Madison entered the room. Faye rolled her eyes.
Faye: Skinny one with fluffy green hair.
Sara looked over and raised an eyebrow.
Sara: Yikes. He's a cutie.
Faye laughed weakly.
Faye: They all think that….
Sara: Who's the other dude?
Faye: DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIM! He's a creepy monk dude. I swear
every night I don't lock my bedroom I wake up with him heavily
panting over me. He claims it's asthma.
Sara:…..Terrifying.
Madison walks up to them, grinning and rubbing her hands together
like her dad does when he receives a package in the mail.
Madison: I see we have made acquaintances already.
Sara introduces Madison and Faye. They stare at each other for a
minute, like they know each other somehow.
Faye: It's strange. You seem familiar.
Madison: It's very strange indeed…
There is a silence. Sara weakly laughs. A second later, one of the
fellows playing DDR begins to scream obnoxiously.
Blindfolded guy: YOU OLD FART! I BEAT YOU WITH MY EYES CLOSED!
Old Dude: HEY! I'M ONLY 35! DON'T LAUGH AT MY PREMATURE BALDING!
Blindfolded guy: Teehee! I win! Victory comes to those who are pure
at heart!
The blindfolded dude takes off his glasses and bandana. Sara stands
there grinning, considering she thinks the formerly- blindfolded dude
is majorly sexy.
Sara: Oh……………………..my…………………….g………o………*gag*
Sara is frozen. Faye stomps the ground angrily.
Faye: Madison, do you have to keep her on a leash?
Madison: I make an attempt at maintaining her sanity. It fails.
The previously blindfolded guy looks confused and looks at Sara. He
also immediately freezes. They stare at each other for a view
seconds.
Jet(the 'old' dude): Oh come on Vash!(the blonde previously
blindfolded dude) This has happened oh so many times. Now you're
going to use a really bad pick up line and be all drooly and
perverted. We've all seen Trigun.
Vash: JET! SILENCE!
Vash walks up to Sara. Sara whimpers.
Vash turns really pink, making the cat face and goes-
Vash- Uhh….uhh….*drools*
Sara is frozen, when all of a sudden a guy with dark red hair and
dark purple eyes walks in.
Vash: PRINCE!!!!!!!!!
Vash grabs Prince(the dude) and they run into another room.
Everyone is silent.
Madison: Wow Sara, I'm surprised you didn't go completely insane.
Sara: THAT IS THE HOTTEST GUY EVER!
Meanwhile…where Vash and Prince is located…
Vash: THAT IS THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER! I SWEAR!
Prince: Who the hell even was that??
Vash: I dunno but I believe I'm in love!!! I swear im not kidding!!!
Prince: You're crazy. I gotta admit though. She's hot.
Vash: GET OUT OF HERE! I GET FIRST DIBS!
Vash cries. Prince laughs at his strangeness.
Vash: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Prince: This fic is getting so fluff….
Bill: What will happen when people collide? I smell a
relationship…we'll get back in the part 2 of this fic!!!
don't we introduce our characters?
Ted: I suppose we shall do that, Bill.
Bill: Well, the first chick is called Madison. She's sort of a
gothic, strange chick but she still totally turns me on! Goths are
kinda cool…hehe….necrophilia….
Madison falls from the sky.
Madison: DAMN YOU! NECROPHILIA IS GROSS! (I WROTE THAT ON MY ARM JUST
TO STATE IT TO EVERYONE THAT PASSES!)
Bill: How'd you get here?
Madison: …….for me to know and you to wonder about.
Subdued laughter can be heard as Madison explodes into a Madison-
shaped cloud that floats away. And there is NOTHING LEFT!.
Bill: Anyways, she of course, is short, and due to her irish
ancestry, she is shrinking slowly. She has short, blood red hair and
greenish blue eyes. She highly prefers art of any sort, especially
her own, and old music such as the type me and Ted here like. Most
excellent!
Ted: And now we have Sara. She's a blonde….and totally savory.
Actually, she has pink hair ALSO! She's got blue eyes and she's
totally psycho and sarcastic. She is most spontaneous. Sara likes
rock music of all sort and enjoys playing the guitar in her band with
Madison, who's a bassist! I wonder if Death would like Madison!
Bill: Hey Ted…notice how there is two of us and two of them?
Ted:….yeah…
[both] FOUR WAY!!!!!!!
They exchange high fives and do the guitar ritual.
Bill: Now that you are well informed of the stars, let's follow them
as they go on their many bodacious adventures!
Ted: Sounds familiar….
Two girls walk into a dim room.
Sara: What the hell?
Madison: Yay! Darkness!
[Random Voice]: Would you…
A light turns on, revealing a overly happy English man with a lisp.
Guy: Like to buy a housh?
Madison: Are you the sales person?
Guy: No, I'm the janitor. I used to shell houshesh. People never took
me sheriously though. I'd just shmile and they'd laugh in my facesh
and shut the door.
Sara: Dude, we only asked if you were a sales person…
Madison: We didn't need a life story, 'Oh grinning one'.
There was a moment of blankness.
Sara: Why do you smile so much?
The man still kept smiling.
Madison: Slowly…
The girls crept out of the room.
Madison: Let's just be thankful we didn't see a hand-
Sara: THAT WASN'T ATTACHED TO A BODY!
Laughter.
Madison: Wait…
A large detached hand walks by.
Sara: Whoa…uh…hand!
They stood there baffled when all of a sudden a strange child with
glasses walks up to them.
Pat: I see you have interest in buying living space, I presume.
Madison: Yeah…we went to your office but a strange looking Englishman
greeted us.
Pat: Ah, yes, Rob! Don't mind him, he's corrupted; Anyway, I'm
Patrick Idzik, and these are my associates, Christos and Joe.
Two strange people enter, one falls from the sky; the other comes
from a sewer.
Pat: Now, we might be awful stupid looking, but we can "Make you an
offer you can't refuse!"
Sara: Madison's dad! Haaa! (WE WILL EXPLAIN LATER)
Joe: Now, you've herd the news of Steve Mercury?
Madison: Mmmyes, most tragic death.
Joe: That is Co-o-orrect!
Sara: Game show host?
Joe's face darkens in pinkness.
Madison: Oh no….
Pat: Anyway-
Christos: We're willing to sell you his mansion.
Pat: You cut me off you worthless piece of ass castings!
He ignores Pat.
Christos: Many other people will be renting out specific rooms, but
don't be alarmed! We ALWAYS check their backgrounds!
Evil grin.
Sara: Whenever someone says that in the movies, trouble lies ahead.
Christos: I'll throw in a free box set of 'Cowboy Bebop' episodes…?
Sara and Madison immediately bought the house.
Pat: Here's the code to the gate of the house. Twas' wonderful
selling to you! Farewell!
The three walk away, scheming their next plans.
Bill and Ted have returned!
Bill: Madison and Sara had all their belongings in a trunk, but had
to stop at Madison's house, as usual.
Their cab stopped at her house.
Madison: Wait here, and I'll give you a Twinkie.
Ted: The cab driver was unusually fat. Fat people would normally be
angered at such a comment, but this driver was known by the name of
Elyk, and because the WE'RE the narrators, we can cause them to like
ANYTHING!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Bill: Dude Ted…you're psycho…Anyways, as Madison and Sara enter
Madison's house, her mother rushes to them.
Mom: Don't forget to wear your rosaries in the house!
They proceeded to do so, and then entered the sunroom.
Ted: Madison's dad (The most Italian mafia man that ever existed, and
was John Gotti
the 2nd.) was playing Pool with a few of his BLK friends.
A BLK guy shoots in the 8 ball to win the game.
BLK guy: " Yeah sucka! I won this shit!"
Madison's dad motioned his bodyguards to break the BLK's man legs.
BLK guy: O SIT! I BE SCREWED LIKE A MUG!
Other BLK guy: Mickedy fickedy, let's play some basketball!
The black guys leave.
Madison: Hi dad!
She kissed his pinky ring as she got on one knee.
JohnG2nd: So what are you doin' here?
Madison: Grabbing my adorable collection of "nothings", preferably a
panda plushie.
Madison's mom was watching the 'Ten Commandments', mouthing every
word.
She had 10 priests with their priesty bonks around her, just in case
a sinnly thing spontaneously happens. If you haven't noticed, the
family was loaded with cash!
Madison gathered her "nothings' collection into a backpack and jumped
into the cab with Sara, handing the driver his Twinkie. Sara watched
in disgust as he swallowed it whole. This dude could eat the world
and ask for seconds.
Elyk- Where to?
Sara-Oakland, California.
Elyk- NO WAY! THAT'S ABOUT 2000000 MILES AWAY FROM HERE!
Madison holds up a box of Twinkies.
Elyk- OFF WE GO!
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Bill: The girls arrive in Oakland, California, where they are amazed
at the size of the house they're going to live in!
Ted: It was most excellent, with about a gazillion rooms, a humongous
pool with excellent waterslides, tennis courts and an electronic
room, complete with DDR and even a roller coaster!
Bill: Yea, when he was alive that Mercury dude was an extreme kinda
fellow! Wonder if he liked Zeppelin…
***
Madison and Sara are on the ground in front of the estates, foaming
at the mouth with Xs in their eyes.
Sara: A GRAND HAPPINESS HAS OCCURRED!
Madison: This is better than SUMMERVILLE SANDWICHES!
Sara: I have a feeling that this is going to be the single, most
hilarious twist of fate we have ever landed upon.
Madison: I have the same feeling, but I also feel like we're going to
meet the weirdest people ever.
Sara: We will. I noticed the evil grin on Chris's face when he was
talking about the people.
They stand there silently, gaping at the enormous house.
Sara: Let's go in! Where's the code thing?
Madison: I have it.
She takes out a piece of paper and reads 696969.
Madison: Grr. Overly horny kinkmeister who made this code up.
Sara: Steve Mercury must have been a very lonely man.
Teeheeing occurs as Madison types in the pervy access code. The gate
opens and the girls walk down the cobblestone path to the house. The
song "Love This Feeling" from DDR plays.
Sara: Yay, the comfort of techno pop music greets us!
Spontaneously, purple beef jerky began to rain from the sky.
Madison: WOW! STEVE MERCURY PUT IN ARTIFICAL CLOUDS THAT RAIN PURPLE
BEEF JERKY! HE MUST HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS WITH GUY RITCHIE!
All of a sudden, Go Go Cactus Man began to play.
Sara: Uh oh…
From the doors emerged a skinny, blonde cowboy on a horse with a
redheaded young child wearing aviator goggles riding on the back.
Andy: Yeehaw!
Ed: Weee!
All of a sudden, the horse stopped and the two riders stared.
Andy: Woah, what have we got here? Two young ladies? My oh my.
He winked.
Madison- Now I know how a midget posing as a Christmas ornament feels.
Andy: What?
Madison- Nevermind.
Madison scratches her head in thought and Sara just stands there
grinning and trying to look cute.
Edward: Yay, we have two new guests! Oooooh! I'm Ed-Ed! That's Cowboy
Andy. He's a creepy pervy lady fancier! Don't mind him, he's horny
24/7! Ewwies!
Andy blushes and grins.
Andy: That I am…heh…heh….now may I ask you two lovely girls what your
names are?
Madison: Slowly….
As Madison moves towards the entrance, Sara grabs her by her hoodie
and proceeds to say-
Sara- I'm Sara, and this is my friend Madison! We're from Chicago and
we're staying here for the rest of our lives!
She grins excessively.
Madison: REFRAIN!
Madison attempts to pull Sara into the house but they run into more
mysterious people making BLK hand motions.
Sara: I AM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MANY HOT
PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara falls over and foams at the mouth. Madison pokes her with a
stick and sneaks over to another room, shaking her head. Sara stands
back up.
Sara: Hiya!
The two guys are standing there with heart shaped eyes and wobbly
legs.
Sara:….?
The first guy, a guy with blondish brown shaggy hair regains
consciousness and says-
Mercon- Are you new here?
Sara: A-DUH! Why do you think I have my overweight taxi cab driver
hauling my bags into this place? I'm here for life!
The other guy, with green properly cut hair and green eyes says-
Cliff- Hehe…kewl. I'm Cliff, and this is my buddy Mercon. We're both
cracker rappers!
Sara's face immediately loses expression and turns pale white as she
clutches her stomach and runs away swiftly as she can.
Cliff- WE WERE ONLY KIDDING! WE WERE ONLY KIDDING!
Cliff and Mercon chase after Sara, who runs into the electronic room,
where two people, a skinny blonde dude with spikey hair and mini
glasses over a red bandana covering his eyes and a bald, buff guy who
looks 50 but is ACTUALLY 35! are playing DDR. A woman is standing
watching them, shaking her head and smoking a cigarette.
Sara: Hah…Hah….Hah….
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Madison opens a door assuming it's the kitchen. Smoke emerges as she
does so.
A tall, forest green haired, lanky man is standing there, smoking a
cigarette.
The man notices Madison, and turns toward her, aiming his spare gun
at her.
Lanky Guy: Who are you?!
Madison: Eh…Nice welcoming. I'm Madison.
-She says as she walks closer, thinking he shan't pull the trigger.
Spike gets a good look at her, realizing she's a woman, and drops gun
a bit flustered, but keeps his cool.
Madison: I suppose I should ask for your name? Tis only fair.
Lanky Guy:………..Spike…
Madison: Hmm…just to let you know early, me and my friend Sara bought
this place…looks like we'll be seeing each other more often.
Madison rummaged through the pantry, but Spike kept silent, just
watching her every movement.
Spike: Hmm….
Suddenly, another figure burst into the room, panting.
Figure: SPIKE! VASH IS PLAYING DDR…. BLIND FOLDE-EH…Why hello there.
The figure noticed Madison, and straightened up, acting like a
gentleman. He looked at Spike and grinned.
Figure: Why hello there! I'm the monk, Miroku. I ward off evil
spirits at this place, and I happen to reside here!
Madison: Blind folded?? Fun! Lead the way!
We see Sara talking to the woman smoking a cigarette, who reveals
herself to be Faye Valentine. They appear to be deeply in
conversation, not noticing the people playing DDR a few feet away
from them.
Sara:….and that's the purpose of life.
Faye: Wow. Didn't think it'd all come out to be that easy.
Sara: Yeah I know. Kinda depressing if you think about it in a way,
but at least we know we wont have to devote our lives to anything.
Faye: I suppose…seriously, living with Spike, Jet and Ed for a while
got me thinking that chasing bounties was mine.
Sara: Hmm…I'm familiar with Jet and Ed…who's Spike?
Spike, Miroku and Madison entered the room. Faye rolled her eyes.
Faye: Skinny one with fluffy green hair.
Sara looked over and raised an eyebrow.
Sara: Yikes. He's a cutie.
Faye laughed weakly.
Faye: They all think that….
Sara: Who's the other dude?
Faye: DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIM! He's a creepy monk dude. I swear
every night I don't lock my bedroom I wake up with him heavily
panting over me. He claims it's asthma.
Sara:…..Terrifying.
Madison walks up to them, grinning and rubbing her hands together
like her dad does when he receives a package in the mail.
Madison: I see we have made acquaintances already.
Sara introduces Madison and Faye. They stare at each other for a
minute, like they know each other somehow.
Faye: It's strange. You seem familiar.
Madison: It's very strange indeed…
There is a silence. Sara weakly laughs. A second later, one of the
fellows playing DDR begins to scream obnoxiously.
Blindfolded guy: YOU OLD FART! I BEAT YOU WITH MY EYES CLOSED!
Old Dude: HEY! I'M ONLY 35! DON'T LAUGH AT MY PREMATURE BALDING!
Blindfolded guy: Teehee! I win! Victory comes to those who are pure
at heart!
The blindfolded dude takes off his glasses and bandana. Sara stands
there grinning, considering she thinks the formerly- blindfolded dude
is majorly sexy.
Sara: Oh……………………..my…………………….g………o………*gag*
Sara is frozen. Faye stomps the ground angrily.
Faye: Madison, do you have to keep her on a leash?
Madison: I make an attempt at maintaining her sanity. It fails.
The previously blindfolded guy looks confused and looks at Sara. He
also immediately freezes. They stare at each other for a view
seconds.
Jet(the 'old' dude): Oh come on Vash!(the blonde previously
blindfolded dude) This has happened oh so many times. Now you're
going to use a really bad pick up line and be all drooly and
perverted. We've all seen Trigun.
Vash: JET! SILENCE!
Vash walks up to Sara. Sara whimpers.
Vash turns really pink, making the cat face and goes-
Vash- Uhh….uhh….*drools*
Sara is frozen, when all of a sudden a guy with dark red hair and
dark purple eyes walks in.
Vash: PRINCE!!!!!!!!!
Vash grabs Prince(the dude) and they run into another room.
Everyone is silent.
Madison: Wow Sara, I'm surprised you didn't go completely insane.
Sara: THAT IS THE HOTTEST GUY EVER!
Meanwhile…where Vash and Prince is located…
Vash: THAT IS THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER! I SWEAR!
Prince: Who the hell even was that??
Vash: I dunno but I believe I'm in love!!! I swear im not kidding!!!
Prince: You're crazy. I gotta admit though. She's hot.
Vash: GET OUT OF HERE! I GET FIRST DIBS!
Vash cries. Prince laughs at his strangeness.
Vash: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Prince: This fic is getting so fluff….
Bill: What will happen when people collide? I smell a
relationship…we'll get back in the part 2 of this fic!!!