Itachi is a Massive Troll
"Nii-san!" Sasuke yelled at Itachi, as he chased his brother through the forest, "Tell me, why did you kill the clan? Why? Why did you continue to serve that worthless village after everything they did to you?"
Much to Sasuke's frustration, his older brother had not even turned around during the boy's angry statement.
Then, Itachi suddenly stopped running and looked backwards, "Sasuke, I will tell you everything, I just need you to do one thing for me."
Finally! Sasuke thought gleefully, Finally I will learn the truth!
"What is it, Nii-san?"
"Activate your Susano'o"
Sasuke did so, and the four-armed protector spirit appeared, surrounding the young man.
Then, Itachi activated his own Susano'o.
Slowly, Itachi's Susano'o began to reach towards Sasuke's.
"Nii-san? What are you doing?"
Three of the fingers on the outstretched hand of Itachi's Susano'o curled backwards, as the appendage itself continued to move forward, closer and closer to Sasuke's Susano'o…
No, wait a second… He couldn't be…
And then, Itachi's Susano'o poked Sasuke's on the forehead.
"I am sorry Sasuke," said Itachi, while wearing a happy grin, "but I've always wanted to try that."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
A/N: Yup, just a short and stupid idea I thought of. Not really expecting any sort of major criticism or anything of this.
As for The Brothers Namikaze… All I will say is that I'm working on it, but it will take a bit longer for me to finish the chapter, since I am currently taking Summer Classes. I'm sorry for the long wait. Luckily, my classes end on the 29th, so expect faster updates after then.