Summary: Five girls named Girl #1, Girl #2, Girl #3, Girl #4, and Girl #5 rate the LOTF's boy character's level of hotness and attractiveness.
Gosh, I know this fanfiction is all shallow and annoying...but it's for fun, you know? Sorry if I offend you guys.
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Boy #1: Ralph
"Ralph is just plain sexy all the way." Girl #1 said to the rest of the Girls.
"Yah, I love his fair blonde hair and sea blue eyes. Sooo good looking!" Girl #2 said. The rest of the Girls giggled.
"He seems like that typical popular boy that all the girls love. Not my type." Girl #3 said.
"You're just saying that because you're jealous of all the attention he gets! Ralph is easily a 10. The abs he developed while on the island make up for anything else wrong with him." Girl #4 declared.
"I wish I was on that island," Girl #5 said. "Just to stare at him all day…"
Boy #2: Jack Merridew
"I like his height. It's kinda hot." Girl #1 confessed. "He's so much taller than the rest of the boys!" Girl #2 rolled her eyes.
"Not attractive at ALL! Unless you like redheads with crumpled faces," she scoffed. Girl #3, Girl #4, and Girl #5 ganged up on Girl #2.
"What's wrong with redheads?" Girl #3 snapped. "I'M a read head, you stupid bitch!" And with this Girl #2 and Girl #3 got into a catfight.
"His power…is so…sexy," Girl #3 said dreamily.
"Sorry, not my type. No offense or anything, #3. I just don't like the Jack Merridew type, somewhat psycho sort of guy. I mean, just look at the guy."
Girl #5 fainted at his hotness.
Boy #3: Piggy
"Euhh…no thank you…" Girl #1 said.
"Fatties turn me on." Girl #2 said, drooling at the image of Piggy with his broken specs on Google.
"Dude, he's like, five. Seriously. And are you kidding me? Redheads turn you off and Fatties turn you on?" Girl #3 snapped.
"Eh, not so much of a hottie," Girl #3 said.
"Cute, but not for me." Girl #4 said. Girl #5 laughed.
"Yeah, cute in a baby way!" she said.
Boy #4: Roger
"He's creepy. That's all I have to say." Girl #1 said.
"Definitely not." Girl #2 said, taking a step back.
"Mmm, slight and furtive. Just how I like my food." Girl #3 said.
"You guys are all pedophiles. He's a little boy." Girl #4 said.
"Any boy is good for me," Girl #5 said.
Boy #5: Simon
"He looks kinda asian. He looks like a bit like my baby brother," said Girl #1.
"Too nice," Girl #2 said.
"No, he looks like a little boy." Girl #3 said.
"Nah, but he's cute. In a baby way." Girl #4 said.
"You guys are all crazy. He's going to grow into his handsome face." Girl #5 said dreamily.
Reviews! I'll continue with the other boys if you guys like it.