Neji-sama's New Village

By: Hija del Sucio

Once upon a time, in a hidden shinobi village called Konohagakure no Sato, lived a young "blind" boy with really long, shiny, soft, brown hair that every girl for miles around envied. His name was Hyuga Neji.

Now, don't get me wrong here, Neji's a great kid and all, but he's got a few…let's say problems. He didn't used to be like that, but ever since Naruto wooped his ass in the Chunin Exams, he's just a little messed up.

Our particular story however, starts in young Neji's basement one hot summer afternoon.

"NEEEJIII-SAAAMMAAA!!!" came the familiar call of Hinata's not so shy voice. "YO! NEJI! SOMEONE'S HERE TO SEEEEE YA!"

Neji poked his head out of the large metal basement door. After looking cautiously down the long corridor, Neji finaly decided it was safe to emerge. "Okayeses Hina-chanchan. Lemme go tell Teddy-sama I'm leaving." Neji turned to a large stuffed dalmation. "Teddy-sama, I'm going out now. Take care of our faithful towns-people while I'm gone."

Neji walked up the loooooooong stairway to the upper part of the large estate. He wore a beautiful pink satin kimono with violet star flowers decorating the treasured silk. His hair was braided expertly with pink sparkles shimmering in the light.

"Neji-sama! What a pretty kimono you have on today! And did you do your hair? It's simply stunning!" Hiashi said to the young genius prodigy as he passed down the halls.

"Why, yes Hiashimon! I did do it today." Neji replied and continued walking down the hall.

Finaly, Neji reached Hinata and his guest, Tenten. As the Weapon's Mistress saw Neji enter the room, she gasped in shock, and slight envy at his beautiful wardrobe and hairstyles.

"Hillo Teny-sama! I have journied a long way from the enchanted forests in my beautiful Hidden Village to see you milady!" Neji explained to the two kunoichi dressed as gang-bangers.

Tenten sighed and reluctantly answered him. "What village would that be, oh great Neji-sama?"

Neji flashed her his signature good guy pose, tooth ping included. "That would be…" Neji paused for a more dramatic effect and pulled out his hitaiate. It had a cute chocolate lab puppy covering the leaf symbol. "THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE PUPPIES!!!"

Tenten and Hinata shuddered and walked out of the estate to go skateboard and show of to the guys. Neji just smiled to himself and walked back to "Koinugakure no Sato" aka, his basement.