Disclaimer. I do not on Pokemon or any relation to it.
WELCOME TO: DAMN YOU PIKACHU!! The place where you come to see how I react to poke mon. Flames are widely accepted.
I was taking a casual walk through the wood until what do I see?
A bush started shaking and a pikachu jumped out at me. (Ok, enough with the rhymes)
I was in disbelief. I thought pokemon was just a game and a lame ass TV show. All of a sudden it said "pikachu," in a gay voice that I can't stand. Out of my magical pocket I pull out a 20 lb sledgehammer. I take a mighty blow towards it but he was too fast. Now, I dug deep into my pockets. I pulled out a net and swiped up pikachu. The little yellow critter electrocuted me so I knocked it out by punching it in the face.
"Damn you Pikachu!" I once again reach into my magic pockets and pull out three items. A blender, a bucket of acid, and a cage with a cannibalistic pikachu inside. Now which to use. The decision was hard. Finally I decided on all three. I put the picachu in the blender and add acid to make a pikachu smoothie. Then I feed it to the cannibalistic pikachu and it killed the pikachu cause I hate that damn voice!
Then a turtle popped out of a near by pond. I like turtles. But then this one said "Squirtle!" in an even gayer voice than pikachu. I pick up my sledgehammer and crush the stupid turtles shell. I then whip out a 40 inch sword from my magic pocket and chop the turtles flesh into perfect cubes. Now what was I supposed to do with this mess? Well I whip out a long fishing pole from my magic pocket and use turtle chunks to bait my hook.
Suddenly I get a bite. I real it in and got what appears to be an oversized gold fish. As I'm studying this creature it too speaks in yet another gay voice. This one said "Goldeen," in a deep, echoing voice. I whip out a spear from my pocket and put it through the fish. I cooked it on an open fire as it was still barely alive. After a while I take a big bite and say, "Damn you pikachu!!! You're pokemon buddy tastes incredibly bad!!!"
Stay tuned until next time when I unleash more insanity into the world of pokemon.
WELCOME TO: DAMN YOU PIKACHU!! The place where you come to see how I react to poke mon. Flames are widely accepted.
I was taking a casual walk through the wood until what do I see?
A bush started shaking and a pikachu jumped out at me. (Ok, enough with the rhymes)
I was in disbelief. I thought pokemon was just a game and a lame ass TV show. All of a sudden it said "pikachu," in a gay voice that I can't stand. Out of my magical pocket I pull out a 20 lb sledgehammer. I take a mighty blow towards it but he was too fast. Now, I dug deep into my pockets. I pulled out a net and swiped up pikachu. The little yellow critter electrocuted me so I knocked it out by punching it in the face.
"Damn you Pikachu!" I once again reach into my magic pockets and pull out three items. A blender, a bucket of acid, and a cage with a cannibalistic pikachu inside. Now which to use. The decision was hard. Finally I decided on all three. I put the picachu in the blender and add acid to make a pikachu smoothie. Then I feed it to the cannibalistic pikachu and it killed the pikachu cause I hate that damn voice!
Then a turtle popped out of a near by pond. I like turtles. But then this one said "Squirtle!" in an even gayer voice than pikachu. I pick up my sledgehammer and crush the stupid turtles shell. I then whip out a 40 inch sword from my magic pocket and chop the turtles flesh into perfect cubes. Now what was I supposed to do with this mess? Well I whip out a long fishing pole from my magic pocket and use turtle chunks to bait my hook.
Suddenly I get a bite. I real it in and got what appears to be an oversized gold fish. As I'm studying this creature it too speaks in yet another gay voice. This one said "Goldeen," in a deep, echoing voice. I whip out a spear from my pocket and put it through the fish. I cooked it on an open fire as it was still barely alive. After a while I take a big bite and say, "Damn you pikachu!!! You're pokemon buddy tastes incredibly bad!!!"
Stay tuned until next time when I unleash more insanity into the world of pokemon.