one night karkat was riding his dumb bicycle and got hit by a truck. but plot twist. thr truck was a vampire and bit karkat so then that night karkat became a truck.
he was a weretruck.
so instead of eating other people like dignified night creatures, the truck explained, you turn into a truck and run people over or bite the ones u love.
karkat blussued, the truck had feelings 4 him?!
who r u he asked
the weretruck reply my nome is nepita legon
he walk home, his kokoro full of dokis.
this cant be right but oH NO
HIS ARM MIGHTY MORPHS INTO A WHEEL
GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
THE INTERNAL WHEEL IN HIS ARMS PUSHES OUT AGAINST HIS SKIN (or w/e) AND HE LOSES HIS ARMS AND THERS BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND KARKAT DOESN'T HAVE ARMS ANYMORE JUST WHEELS
a moment of silence
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okay silence over back 2 story. so karkat have wheel arms and then soon his legs go through the same proceedure and then all this fuckin blood shapes into a tomato and karkat bend down and eat the tomato but turns out the tomato was a fetus and now theres a weretruck babu in his tumtums
and bc it was nepita legon who bit him it was her dna that made him preggers and that made her the daddy
what wil happen next?
what will karkat do?
fIND OUT NEXT TIME!