Okay so this is just a random story I came up with while I was doing homework and you just hanging out at the library(I am not a nerd), my room, and the mall. And so I just you know felt like I would invent the kinds of texts that the flock would send to each other. SO yep. THAT is how boring my social life is thank you very much so called "friends" *cough cough "Petra" cough cough*

I do not own the Maximum Ride and the gods know if I said, I did, I'd be in jail right now. I hate these disclaimers, I mean this whole fricken site is named fanfiction. MY GODS.

Oh one more thing Thank you my three reviewers You are awesome Alaurawolf3 KitkatMoon:) CynthiaAndromeda(:{Cool names btw} But seriously people this is so sad. You know what nevermind just I'm not updating Annoying Apollo till I get at least 5 reviews Idc if they're from the same peoples.

Nudge~Omg can u believe we have phones? I mean talking's cool and all but txting! Txting is awesome!

Max~Nudge. U r turning a perfectly good thing into a headache

Fang~I like it I don't have to talk

Iggy~Idfk whatshn Ia'm ftxting

Max~Iggy, u know there's a voice control button.

Iggy~Oh much better

Gazzy~Do you think these phones will become self aware and try to destroy humanity?

Max~No I'm leaving

Fang~God, it smells like upsexy in here

Max~ What the hell is upsexy?

Fang~not much what's up with u?

Max~Will someone please break Fang's phone?

Gazzy~I will

*explosion*

Max~Gazzy*warning voice*

Gazzy~Well you said...

Max~ Oh shut up

Angel~Hi, Max

Max~ Hey sweetie

Angel~I like mind control better than this

Max~Ange...

Nudge~I g2g bye

Max~wth does g-2-g mean oh right

Fang~I'm baaack*creepy face*

Okay I'm going to end it there I know this sucks but it will be better I promise. Right now I have to study for exams. So I'll only update in winter break. Sorry this was rushed please review on what should happen next. 3 you thanks for reading!