I yawned due to my utter boredom of the history lesson. It pretty much consisted of Mr. Garrison bashing on Hitler for being an asshole and everyone else replying with sympathy towards Jews. Which is fucking gay because we all know Hitler was practically a god! He was trying to make a perfect society which didn't consist of fucked up Jews, they corrupted both appearance and persona of the Germans. With their huge ass noses and greedy ways. Also Hitler didn't just bash Jews, he hated everyone that didn't fit his description of the perfect race.
Before I could object to any of the statements and remarks Garrison made, I was partnered with Butters to discuss our own opinions on the Holocaust. I examined Butters, naturally blonde hair and bright blue eyes. I grinned, "You know Hitler would of favored you."
Butters shook nervously and rubbed his knuckles together, "Oh gee-whiz, wh-what are you talking about Eric?
"You are perfect. Blonde hair and blue eyes was a sign of intellectuality and superior traits." I stated confidently.
Little did I know Kyle and his stupid Jew ears tuned into our conversation, "What the fuck, fatass? Do you have like some crush on Butters?"
I thought for a moment but turned back to Butters ignoring Kyle, "You see Kahl is the opposite of perfect. He has red hair, green eyes and he's a Jew."
"Shut up fatass! Your far from perfect!" he screeched.
I rolled my eyes and turned to face him, "Actually I have dark hair like Hitler and blue eyes."
Stan joined in and rolled his eyes, "You're like the spawn of Hitler."
"I hate Jews and think blondes with blue eyes are perfect." I smirked at Butters.
Stan nodded, "And everyone hates you."
"AY!"
This is the type of crappy story I come up with when I'm bored... Oh well I hope you enjoyed it, please review :D