-1The Twelve Days of Christmas from under the Garnier Opera House

On the first day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me one really pretty red rose.

On the second day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the third day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me six rides on the Bois, five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me seven rides on Cesar, six rides on the Bois, five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me eight singing lessons, seven rides on Cesar, six rides on the Bois, five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me nine brand-new warnings, eight singing lessons, seven rides on Cesar, six rides on the Bois, five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me ten hours of outrage, nine brand-new warnings, eight singing lessons, seven rides on Cesar, six rides on the Bois, five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me eleven ballet girls screaming, ten hours of outrage, nine brand-new warnings, eight singing lessons, seven rides on Cesar, six rides on the Bois, five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Phantom gave to me twelve crazy rantings, eleven ballet girls screaming, ten hours of outrage, nine brand-new warnings, eight singing lessons, seven rides on Cesar, six rides on the Bois, five cool new operas, four O.G. letters, three brand new dresses, two Carlottas croaking, and one really pretty red rose.