Title: No Man's Romance Land

Author: Luke427

E-mail: Luke427@aol.com

Category: Humor

Archive: Hey, whatever floats your boat...blows your dress up...you get the picture.

Series/Sequel: If I wanna

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: None

Summary: What is Daniel doing...

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with Stargate, I am just borrowing it. Bow down before the ones you serve.

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No Man's Romance Land

"What are ya doing, Danny?"

::gasp, shove, rustle:: "Don't sneak up on me like that! I wasn't doing anything, Jack."

"Looked like you were reading something."

"Uh...yeah I was. Just another archaeology book."

"If it was just another book about rocks..."

"Artifacts, Jack."

"...why did you hide it behind the couch pillow?"

"Because...I didn't want you to make fun of it like you usually do."

"Let me see the book, Danny."

::shuffle, shove:: "No, Jack!"

"Aha!" came the triumphant shout.

"Jack, give it back!"

"Love Me Forever by Johanna Lindsey...hmm."

"Jaack!"

"Fast, slow, she followed him, she kept up with him, so much feeling consuming her-and then too much...Who wrote this!"

"Give it back!"

"She cried out in surprise. It was so unexpected, the pinnacle he took her to, such a glorious burst of sensation and then the incredible aftermath, floating back down in a bubble of pulsing pleasure, the lethargy that followed, the complete sense of repletion..."

"Jack!" ::Hit...shove...snatch:: "Do you always have to be so annoying?"

"..."

"No, don't say anything. I know it's pathetic."

"Daniel."

But one of Lindsay's books was on a table in the infirmary and I picked it up..."

"Danny"

"I couldn't help it, Jack. I was hooked. They are historical romances after all..."

"Danny-boy!"

"What!"

"Can I borrow it?"

The End