It was yet another hectic day in the Great Fox Mothership. Why? Cuz Peppy was being Peppy, Slippy was being Slippy,
and Falco was being Falco, and Fox was being Fox. The hectic stuff is mostly cuz of Falco and Slippy, but let's not be
too harsh.
"Listen, I want apple juice!" yelled Peppy from the other room.
"I can't tend to your every whim, Peppy. I have to go remove my Aquas navigation device from the tub before Falco
takes a bath" said Slippy.
"What? Can't hear you. Did someone say Bingo?" asked Peppy.
"Not I said the fox!" said Fox.
Later..
Slippy went to the bathroom, but the door was locked. Falco was already in the tub, cleaning his feathers, when suddenly,
a monsterous robotic device he had never even seen before began emerging.
"SQUAWK!" yelled Falco. He got up and ran out of the tub, breaking the bathroom door down, and flopping down the
stairs like a fish. He landed in front of Peppy.
"Didja say bingo?" asked Peppy.
"Nobody said bingo, but it looks like Slippy still thinks this Falco gag is funny" said Fox.
"I don't do it on purpose! I need to test my underwater machines SOMEWHERE" said Slippy.
"Yeah, you could at least wait till we set a course to an actual water planet" said Fox.
"So many planets are seventy percent water but not one hundred percent water. It's hard to tell" said Slippy.
"You're an idiot, Slip" replied Fox.
Later...
"Andross's robots are wreaking havoc on the Planet Aquas! They're destroying all the sea life, making life
difficult for animals and fishermen alike!" replied Pepper.
"You see Slippy? You could have tested it out there!" said Fox.
"Oh," replied Slippy.
"Did someone say Bingo?" asked Peppy for the upteenth time.
"NO!" said the entire rest of the Star Fox team in unison. Just then, the entire ship started shaking.
"We're under attack" said Fox.
"Jeez, Fox, you think we didn't know that?" askeD Falco.
"Why is everyone in such a bad mood today? Did Andross hit you all with negativity rays?" said Slippy.
Later...
"We're approaching Aquas," said Fox. As the team entered the atmosphere of Aquas, they found themselves facing
a gigantic ship with an evil fish alien inside of it.
"Okay team, we're taking that thing down" said Fox. He relayed the message to Peppy.
"Did someone say Bingo?" asked Peppy, in response to Fox's message. Fox slammed his controls in raw anger, shooting down Falco's ship
in the process.
"I actually loved you Fox, you flipping jackass" said Falco, as he seemingly perished. Now only Fox and Slippy remained.
"Gulp, looks like it's you and me Slip" said Fox. Fox attempted to shoot down the enemy ship after Slippy analyzed.
Dodging many lazers, Fox eventually had success. But Slippy had been shot down.
"Hello, General? Mission accomplished, but I'm the only one left" said Fox, biting into a cheese sandwich.
"What did I tell you? You guys are a TEAM! You were all too busy snapping at each other" said Pepper.
"Oh...oh. Oh!" said Fox.
"It's okay, Fox. At least you got the job done. We may be able to produce an exact
clone of Falco if our dedicated Cornerian scientists work hard enough" said Pepper.
Moral: None, really. None. Teamwork, whatever. Yet sometimes you can do stuff on your own in battle, but even then,
you end up lonely sometimes or some crap like that. Don't act out of raw anger. But also, don't be annoying, like almost the entire Star Fox team is.
Follow your father's example...if he's a good father. Whatever, I'm bored.
Krystal says: This whole story was a load of bloody codswallup.
Me: I agree, Krystal. But it was also sort of awesome.
THE END