Today I Missed God Danmed the Bus
Old Wise Man
PG-13

This is a Sailor Moon dity that I thought of a little while ago. I hope you enjoy.

The alarm on Serena's bed side table rang. Sleeply she slapped at it untel it went off. She smiled contently and rolled over. A few seconds later her mom called from down the stairs, "Serena wake up or you'll be late!."
"I don't care," she yelled back. A few seconds later he mom came into her room.
"Honey, we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way."
"Whatever," Serena said rolling onto her face. A moment later her mom picked Serena up out of bed and threw her into the bathroom.
"Don't come out untel you have brushed your teeth and taken a shower," her mom yelled angraly. Against her good judgement Serena crawled over to the sink, grabbed a towl, laded it on the floor and went to sleep.
"Oh shit!" she suddenly cried. "My book report is due today!" Serena had stayed up most of the night finishing her report. She quickly striped from her P.J's and took a shower. She got out and brushed her teeth and combed her hair at the same time. She then bolted out of the bathroom and into her room. She changed into her uniform in record time and ran downsairs to get her breakfast. As she ran through the kitchen she saw a single rice cake sitting on the counter. Just before she grabbed it Sammy stepped out in front of her. She ran into him, causing her to fall down. He turned around and sneered at hger holding the cake. Before she could strangle him he was allready out the door and on his way to school. Serena was about to leave when she heard her mouther call out to her:
"Honey, don't forget breakfast. We have ceral."
"Mom I don't have time to eat a bowl of ceral."
"I know! I'll do that thing in that comercial we saw were the mom throughs the bowl of ceral and it becomes a bar!"
Mom! That won't-" Serena's mother didn't listen to her, she was allready in the proces of heaving a bowl of Frosted Shugar Lumps at Serena's head. Of course it didn't work. The bowl hit Serena on the heaeed, knocking her over and sending milk and shugar flying. Serena decided to let her mother live and quickly got up and grabbed her brief case. As she ran out the door she slipped on her shoes. She continued to run untel she saw her bus stop, and the bus leaving. The only thing that she managed to see was the face of Ray smiling contently.

Darien had been up for hours. He didn't have to go to school for an hour and a half. He was sitting on his couch sipping some coffe and watching Regis and Kelly when he heard a knock on his door. He got off the couch and went over to answer it. "Why hello meatball head. Is there something I can help you with?"
"Kiss my ass Darien, I'm not in the mood," Serena growled as she stormed into Darien's apartment. "I'll I wan tis a ride to school."
"Well okay then. You don't have to be a snot about it. I'll give a lift."
"Thank you. Hurry up and get your keys. I have a book report do in a hour."

After a brief drive Darien was parked in front of Serena's school.
"Well here we are," Darien said stopping the car.
"Thank you," Serena said leaning over and giving Darien a peak on the cheek. Before she could brake away her redirected her lips to his. She let him slip through her teeth and put his tounge in her mouth.
"Serena! What on earth are you doing!" criend one of her teachers. Serena scream and jumped out of the car and ran into the school he cheeks bright red. Darien stepped on the gass and drove off with Serena's briefcase in the back seat.

That's the end. Sorry it was short. I hope you liked it. I'll write more S.M soon, I promise.