Know Your Stars: Kagura Sohma
I don't own Fruits Basket or Know Your Stars.
Hey! Here's another 'Know Your Stars'! I was bored when I made this and my sister said if I did 'Know Your Stars' on Kagura, Kagura will destroy the building and murder the 'Know Your Stars' guy. So, I didn't listen to her and I checked and nobody has ever done 'Know Your Stars' on Kagura, I think I see why... Well, enjoy!
Kagura Sohma sat down in the chair not knowing what was going to happen to her. She heard about 'Know Your Stars' and she thought that it was a TV show where she could get famous... but she was beyond wrong. Kyo tried to warn her about the evils of 'Know Your Stars', but Kagura didn't listen. Kagura sat quietly in the chair as the Announcer cleared his throat.
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..."
"Who's there?" Kagura asked.
"Kagura Sohma... hates Kyo."
"What?! That's a lie! I love my little Kyo!" Kagura screamed with her fist in the air.
"Know your stars... Kagura Sohma... was born in the year of the 'People Who Hate Kyo'."
"I was born in the year of the freakin' boar and why the (censor) would there be a year of the 'People Who Hate Kyo' if it doesn't exist?" Kagura asked.
"Kagura Sohma... wants Tohru to have Kyo."
"What?! I do not want Tohru to have my Kyo!" Kagura shouted. Kagura left the room.
The Announcer heard the door to the room he was in open... it was Kagura. All you could hear was gunshots, screaming and loads of violence. Kagura cleared her throat before she spoke into the microphone, after she almost killed the Announcer and destroyed the studio. All that was left of the studio was the microphone. Kagura murdered the camera-men for no reason what-so-ever. The studio had been burned to ashes by Kagura and she got the tape and taped herself saying:
"Yeah, right. Kagura Sohma... wants Kyo to die and..."
"Hey! When?! How?! Kagura, put down that gun! No, don't shoot me, I'm the 'Know Your Stars' guy!!"
"Now you know, Kagura Sohma who just almost killed the 'Know Your Stars' guy and loves Kyo." Kagura said, waving at the camera as she turned it off.
A few hours later... at Shigure's house...
Kagura came into the house and smiled. Shigure, Kyo, Yuki and Tohru were watching 'Know Your Stars: Kagura Sohma' including the part where she burned the studio down and murdered the camera-men and the Announcer. Shigure stood up and ran. Yuki and Tohru did the same, locking poor Kyo inside from the outside. Kyo gulped and screamed like a little girl.
For all who read this, don't worry... the 'Know Your Stars' guy isn't dead yet. Sorry if it was short. I had to make it short because I was warned that Kagura will destroy the studio after a one or a few insults. Ok, please review!