Yes, BotulismFreak has posted! All thanks to her new editor Misaki34! Without her constant carping about my posting deadline, and horrible spelling, this lovely hentai that turned into a yaoi + hentai + threesome would still be sitting on my desk, along with countless other stories that will be posted in the future.

Disclaimer:Sadly, I do not own Fruits Basket. The plot line of this story is mostly mine though.

Chapter 1

"It's Friday! Oh thank Kami that it's Friday!" sang an over exuberant Shigure, as he danced and twirled around the dining room.

"What's so special about Friday?" Yuki questioned, looking up from his card game with Tohru. He was losing horribly at a game of Palace. "You'll just have to wait and see…." taunted Shigure.

"Mizuki's back from America, so that means its poker night." Kyo stated from his usual perch on the porch. "Aww. Why did you have to ruin my fun Kyo?" whined Shigure. "Who asked you, stupid cat." Yuki said snidely.

"Shut up you damn rat!" Kyo screamed.

"W-woah you guys! No need to fight!" Tohru stuttered. Yuki and Kyo ceased their yelling, but continued to glare daggers at each other. –I have to distract these two somehow- Tohru thought. "Shigure-san, is Mizuki a member of the Zodiac?" inquired Tohru. "Well, not exactly…." Shigure replied.

"What do you mean not exactly?" Yuki asked, puzzled. He had only met Mizuki once, when he was seven. She had seemed strange, powerful, confident, and mysterious…..

"You'll find out when you meet her, damn rat," spat Kyo. However, Yuki couldn't utter a comeback for the insult, lost in his thoughts about the interesting woman.

Later that evening, after dinner, Shigure and Kyo started to move the furniture out of the dining room. Tohru and Yuki were watching in confusion as the tea table, cushions, and tatami mats were removed, revealing ebony hardwood floors.

"Since when did we have hardwood floors?!" Yuki questioned, annoyed.

"Oh that's been there for a while Yuki, don't make such a fuss!" Shigure tittered, while carrying in a large oval stand, also wooden, with an onyx finish. He set it down in the center of the room.

"Watch it, you fucking rat!" came a muffled shout from Kyo. Yuki turned around, and was smacked in the head with something.

"Oh my goodness! Yuki, are you ok?" Tohru exclaimed, while rushing over to him. A large lump was starting to form on his forehead. He was furious. "You idiot! You really are a stupid cat!" he cried out in anger. All he received from Kyo was a grunt. –No response? That's not like Kyo at all.- Yuki thought. Still in shock from Kyo's behavior, the confused rat let Tohru lead him away to tend to his injury.

Yuki was lying down in bed, with Tohru tending to his head. She was bustling around, switching and adjusting the ice pack resting on his forehead.

"Are you sure that you're alright?" she asked worriedly. "Maybe Hatori should come… to check and see if you have a minor concussion." Yuki sighed. Even though he secretly loved Tohru, her constant fretting about his safety could be annoying sometimes.

"Miss Honda, I'm perfectly fine," he replied. "Just calm down, it's only a little bump." Tohru looked down at her toes. "Ok, but I'm next door if you need anything," she mumbled, then hurried out of the room.

Yuki herd Shigure and Kyo moving around downstairs. –Why are they making such a big deal out of poker night?- He wondered. –Couldn't they just sit at a normal table, and why the hardwood floors all of a sudden? And what's up with Kyo? He didn't even reply to my insult, and he cursed! I've never herd him use the f-word before. On top of all that, Shigure is acting fruitier than usual!-

Yuki felt something wet trail down his face. He stood up quickly in surprise, and something hit the floor with a loud thump. Looking at the floor, he found the ice pack, in a puddle of water.

"Great, just great," Yuki muttered darkly as he picked up the leaking pouch of water. His incoherent babble continued as he headed down the stairs to the kitchen.

"Such high vocabulary for a prince," Kyo said sarcastically, leaning against the kitchen sink. Yuki looked towards him, ready with an insult. However, when he saw Kyo, all he could do was stare. Instead of his usual cargo pants and t-shirt, Kyo had donned a pair of sleek, black dress pants and matching silk oxford style shirt. He had on a pure white tie that completed the ensemble, along with matching silver cuff links and polished black dress shoes.

Kyo noticed Yuki's reaction to his appearance. It was kind of hard not to, since his mouth was hanging open, and his eyes were bugging out of his head. –Hmm, I think I'll have a little fun with him- Kyo thought. –What should I do...- Then, he had a brilliant idea. He adjusted his position on the sink, spreading out so that his body was displayed at its best advantage.

"What's wrong, Yuki," Kyo said in a deep, sultry, voice. Yuki dropped the ice pack. It hit the floor with a wet thud. Kyo smirked, and slowly stood from his slouch, stretching like a cat at the same time. He began to saunter over to Yuki, putting a slight sway in his walk, showing off his cat-like grace. Kyo came to a halt beside Yuki.

"Princes don't gape," he said in that same tone, while closing Yuki's mouth with his index finger. He then continued his catwalk out of the kitchen, with Yuki watching his every move.

Yuki was pissed. He was also confused. –Did Kyo just hit on me?- Yuki thought. He reached down once again to pick up the ice pack. When he was bent over about halfway, he noticed something; a large bulge protruding from the crotch of his pants. Yuki fell flat on his face in a combination of surprise and shock. He sat up slowly, staring at the alien bump that was his groin. It took a minute for his brain to register that it was an erection.

"Oh fucking Kami," Yuki whispered hoarsely, "Am I GAY?!"

Ok, so that it chapter 1. This story is much longer than the previous one, so that means more chapters, which adds up to more reviews! Chapters 2 and 3 are finished, and will be posted once I recieve some reviews...and YES FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED. I quite enjoy the invidious comments, and responding to them. Thanks a bunch to those who reviewed last, especially the one person who sent a flame. Congradulations! You use the word fuck 27 times! Anyways, I always try to respond to all reviews, and if I did not respond to yours, feel free to send random flames, or complain. I also like requests for pairings, and different animes, or mangas!

-BotulismFreak