Know Your Stars: Hatori Sohma
I don't own KYS or Fruits Basket or anything I put in this story!
Ok. I was bored when I wrote this. The reason for my other stories is because my computer isn't working since I had to get a virus protector for the computer. So enjoy this story.
Hatori sat down in the chair, reading a book. He wasn't even scared of the Announcer. He closed his book once he heard the voice clear its' throat. Hatori waited for a few minutes and almost fell asleep. The Announcer had to get a new studio, a new camera crew, and a new chair after he put in a 'Anti-Kagura Sohma' alarm defense system. Because Kagura destroyed the whole set before, so the Announcer had to get therapy for a while.
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer sighed.
"What? I'm not scared of you. You're just some guy who has no life and spends his life doing this because he can't get a girlfriend." Hatori said.
"Hatori Sohma... has went to jail 68 times in his life." The announcer said.
"No, I didn't... That was Ayame and Shigure." Hatori said.
"No, Ayame just had therapy and Shigure went to a mental hospital after seeing Kagura's 'Know Your Stars'." The announcer said.
"No, Ayame went to jail because Yuki called the police on him 34 times and Hastuharu, Kyo, and Yuki called the police on Shigure the other 34 times. I had to get them out of jail. Shigure went to jail the first time because he bought Tohru a mini dress and Haru warned his to not get arrested, but Kyo and Yuki called the police and then he was arrested. And don't get me started on how Ayame got arrested." Hatori said.
"Ok... Hatori Sohma... is gay." The announcer said.
"I'm not gay. Ayame and Shigure are." Hatori corrected.
"Hatori Sohma... thinks that Shigure and Ayame are the perfect couple!" The announcer said.
"No. That couple sickens me." Hatori said.
"Grr... Hatori Sohma... his girlfriend was really a guy!" The announcer said.
"No. My girlfriend was a beautiful woman. Until I had to erase her memory of the Sohma family under Akito's orders." Hatori said.
"Don't you mean your boyfriend that dumped you because you started to date Hiro." The announcer said.
"No. I never dated any man and my girlfriend was beautiful, respectful, kind, and gentle." Hatori said.
"You mean boyfriend." The announcer said.
"I mean girlfriend." Hatori said.
"Denial. Denial. Hatori's in denial. Denial. Denial..." The announcer said in a sing-song voice.
"You're in denial." Hatori said.
"Wow. That's the first time someone said that to me. Hatori Sohma... he has a Sharingan for a left eye!" The announcer said.
"What is a Sharingan?" Hatori asked.
"Now you know... Hatori Sohma." The announcer said.
"They don't know me!" Hatori shouted.
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