I don't own Naruto!! -cries- The story is told from Sakura's point of view.
What'cha gonna do!?
Chapter 1
Holy SHITzu. Today is hella freaky. I wouldn't be surprised if Hinata walked over to Naruto and kissed him...first, Naruto shuts his trap for the first time in weeks (he even talks in his sleep!), second, Ino forgets to put on make-up, and now Sasuke is break dancing in front of the class! WHAT THE HELL!? I never really talked to the Uchiha, and he doesn't even know I fricken' exist (jackass...but I am relived that none of his fangirls bitch and talk shet 'bout meh :D)!! And Kakashi comes early, TenTen loves pandas, Kiba licks his upper lip, Shino talks, Chouji going onna diet, Shikamaru acts like a pansy...
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Ohmigosh.
No, no, no, no!! Shikamaru is not a pansy! Hell no he ain't! He's my best fwiend...sorry! So very sorry!