Lion: The idea I've had for awhile that just seems probable. It is a grand battle for all to witness!
Lucario: Don't tell me I have to do something with Snake again?
Samus: You guys are like a comedic duo. Add Meta Knight, and it's like the Three Stooges.
Meta: What are you saying Aran?
Lion: I don't own Super Smash Bros. or Pokémon. They belong to Nintendo while Solid Snake belongs to Konami.
WARNING: mild out of characterness here. But you could probably see it coming.
PS: I don't own SSBB. If I did, L would be in it and figured out an easy way to take Tabu down.
Lucario: Why L?
Lion: Because Light sucks and Near isn't cool enough. (I don't own Death note either).
Lucario held a fixed position inside of his quarters. At this time of the day, when the sun glowed before the Smash mansion, Lucario found it to be most soothing to meditate. It kept himself at perfect focus and state of mind which also helped to maintain his sanity.
"Lucarioooooooooooooo! We've got problems!" Snake proceeded to kick open the door off of its hinges.
So much for Lucario's perfect state of mind…
"Snake, by 'we have problems,' you're most likely referring to yourself right?" Lucario asked not amused in the slightest that his friend broke his door again this week.
Snake proceeded to walk over and sit atop Lucario's mattress much to his annoyance. The Pokémon rubbed the sides of his head as he tried to calm himself and not try to strangle the soldier.
"Lucario, I've lost all my respect. Everyone now thinks a whole lot less of me!" Snake hollered out planting his face into a pillow.
"Should I ask why?" Lucario really didn't care much but he did what he could to get him out of here.
Then Snake sat up and began. "It was during a match Lucario. I was against that kid, Red, Ash, or whatever, and I lost!"
Lucario nodded his head at him as he put a paw on his chin. "So how does this concern me?" Snake did not respond as he stood up on Lucario's trunk.
"I was knocked out of the stage by that little turtle thing! And worse, it was in front of the beautiful Samus Aran!"
Ah of course. Lucario knew Snake had some sort of attraction for the intergalactic bounty hunter. However, he failed to comprehend just what he had to do with his friend's problem.
Snake spun back around holding a finger into the air triumphantly. "I have concocted a master plan that will guarantee the regaining of my honor. I, Solid James Snake…"
'Since when was his middle name James?' Lucario thought.
"… shall challenge Pokémon Trainer,- Ash, Red, what's his face- to a Pokémon battle!"
The room gained a strong silence as Lucario gulped. Now he knew just what he had in mind.
Master and Crazy hand flew above the Pokémon Stadium with an entire crowd watching by. Several Brawlers and residents of the Pokémon universe sat in the stands watching the two opponents standing across from each other.
"Why do I have the feeling Snake is about to do something really stupid?" Samus asked aloud. Ike nudged closer to her combing back his hair.
"You know, you could come to me if that soldier annoys you." Samus smiled nervously as she pushed Ike back slightly.
Meanwhile Meta Knight looked around wondering where Lucario was.
Down below, Snake stood across from Pokémon Trainer. Master hand descended downward as they walked into the center.
"Ladies, gentlemen, Pokémon, and whatever, welcome to the first ever Super Smash Pokémon Battle!" fireworks shot out all around exploding into the air.
'Wait, he can afford fireworks but no air conditioning?' Marth wondered to himself.
"It is a one on one Pokémon match. In the red corner, we have the Pokémon Trainer from Pallet town Kanto. And in the blue corner is the challenger of the Metal Gear franchise, Solid Snake!"
Everyone cheered out as Snake stood straight. Then he pulled out a megaphone.
"SAMUS ARAN! I SHALL WIN THIS CHALLENGE FOR YOU MY DEAR SWEET! THEN I'LL PROVE THAT I AM NOT A FOOL!"
The hands, Pokémon Trainer, Meta Knight, and everyone stared oddly at the mercenary. Samus balled her fist and stood up.
"You idiot! I already think you're a fool, and a pervert!"
The soldier ignored the bounty hunter as he retreated to his corner. He then pulled out his box that he used for hiding in plain sight and began muttering words into it. Master hand watched him (?) curiously as he turned back around.
"Now, Lucario, I choose you!"
Snake proceeded to launch the box into the air as it collided onto the ground. Then the all too familiar aura user Lucario rolled out and fell onto his face. The soldier grinned widely as the crowd gawked at what had unfolded.
"Damn it Snake! That was completely stupid!" Lucario yelled out angrily.
"Hey you said you didn't like Poké balls, so I went with the next best thing!" Snake replied back.
"I told you certain Pokémon don't need to be confined!"
"But I wanted to build up suspense by having no one see you!"
Samus grabbed her bangs and lowered her head. She just knew these guys were idiots.
Lion: Snake had chosen Lucario as his Pokémon partner. But will they be able to take on what their opponent has in store for them?
Snake: Pft. Lucario could kick those Pokémon's butts!
Lucario: he might not use any of those Pokémon.
Snake: Wait, what do you-
Lion: until next chapter!